Epoch Fail

WHOA I haven't posted yet this year.

Madness.

So this year has been a success so far. On New Year's Eve, we attempted to have a party. It ended up just being Wyatt and Scott, which was still pretty great. We hooked up our computers downstairs and played Risk. The computers were so that we could pass secret strategic messages to each other. Or in my case, play trance music and chat up random people I met on anime chatsites.

Also I was drunk. I was the only one. Which led to a series of bad strategic decisions, the final of which was me attacking Jared's most heavily fortified country with a country that held under ten men.

BUT BY THE GODS, I TOOK IT.

It was incredible. The look on his face was priceless. It was just pure unbridled pwnage. Oh man it was great. Seven versus like forty. Damn!

Uhhh....Yep.

On the WoW front, I managed to level my Druid up to where Dave was, then we made a guild called GARY. Because he wanted to and I wanted to be in a guild. Mind you it was very expensive. I think Dave bought the tabard design, but that was it. I paid for signatures and two bank slots.

Why do two characters need two bank slots? Fucked if I know. But that alone set me back three hundred and fifty gold.

Luckily Kataron has managed to make back most of that money...Which reminds me, I need to buy gems and enchantments. He's now decked out in three pieces of tier. Shoulders, gloves, pants. My chest-piece is equivalent item level, but when I get the tier, it's got hit rating on it, and I can never get enough hit rating. Oh, and as soon as I log in today, I'm replacing my last green. Huzzah! It's been haunting me. Sitting there....On my waist...Mocking me...

I should go do that now.

Oh, after I tell you about Jared's birthday party. So we had this surprise party planned...I sort of figured it would end up just being Seth and Scott coming over. But Scott brought his friend James (hilarious guy), Megan brought Wyatt and Mark Rayner, and then like six people from Jared's school showed up. So we had a lot of guests. And it was awesome. The place was decorated in streamers and stuff, and we had plastic top hats. When Jared walked in, everyone was hiding except me, I was just sitting on the couch in a top hat, and because I am Nate, he thought I'd just done something weird and didn't suspect a party until people started flowing out of everywhere.

We ended up being up most of the night, Eric and Rick pretty much stayed to their rooms due to the strangeness of the conversation. We talked about such things as sex dolls and pteradactyl porn. Yeah. Weird people.

It was our first -real- party and it was a huge success. And apparently Jared goes to school with some pretty cool people. One of 'em jerked off on a bus once.

Until next time,
I'ma chargin' ma fireball.
~Kataron