Momma's Boy

Good day today.

Scott crashed here last night because he'd been hanging out with Jared and Megan and Megan's cousin in Toronto. They got back when I was in the midst of leading a Naxx raid because Eric had disconnected one wing into the dungeon. Not the most fun thing I've ever done, because people wouldn't listen to a goddamn thing I said and the people were terribly geared and we could not defeat a certain boss.

God dammit I hate some people.

Anyways, so Scott was here last night, and when we called the raid, I got to hang out with people and watch Antitrust. And fuck if I don't love me some fuckin' Antitrust. Good goddamn movie, Jared and I watch it every few months.

So he was here when I got up, and we hung out and discussed video games for a bit with James, then Jared and Megan joined in, James went to church, and we continued hanging out. Then it was decided that we would embark upon an epic adventure. I woke Rick up.

The first stop was KW Surplus!

Holy. Fuck.

That store is AMAZING. Fucking gas masks, fucking camo EVERYTHING (maybe not underwear though. I did not look. Everything else though.), metal ammunition boxes, even surgical equipment, paintball guns, and electronics. I was QUITE impressed with their massive selection. We probably spent a good forty-five minutes to an hour wandering around checking stuff out. Jared and Scott each ended up getting some Walkie-Talkie things, which we played with for the rest of the day. Megan picked up a bunch of glass beakers and stuff, STUFF FOR SCIENCE, and Jared and I found a game. Civilzation 3, for five bucks. So we both grabbed a copy, we's gonna hit up some multiplayer later, gonna be sweet.

So I picked up that game, and a flask. Just a plain metal hip flask. It's neat. I figure I can put some energy drink in there, carry it around with me, and when I need an extra kick, I'll have it. Mostly just because flasks are cool though.

Next stop was Mel's Diner. The 50's diner we've been visiting since we moved to Kitchener. God damn I love that place. Today Rick and I decided to take on the Godfather challenge.

What is the Godfather, you ask?

It is a beast.

It's a double-decker burger. What? Not impressed? Both levels of the burger have THREE burgers. And these aren't small burgers. So six burgers total, plus cheese, bacon on the top level of burgers, and fries on the side.

Why the fuck did we do this, you ask? For glory, obviously.

Those who can tame this mighty burger-monster get a free t-shirt and a picture of themselves on the wall. The rules? Simple, eat the fuckin' thing in an hour and a half.

Easier said than done...

Started with the bacon, ate most of the fries, and I was only able to get through about a burger and a half before I had to throw in the towel. Rick got a little further than me. But god DAMN that was an impressive fucking creation. Twenty bucks. Really not bad for six burgers with bacon and fries. Especially since I now have four burgers in my mini fridge. I will be eating them for days.

And the entire meal, we were playing with the walkie-talkies, talking to each other on them despite being across the table from each other. Also, we stumbled across someone who seemed to think that Jared was "Evan". Jared answered with his code name.

Oh, and we had code names.

Rick didn't have one, 'cause he wasn't playing with the things.

Scott was Nitro Cannon.

Megan was Turbo Hawk.

Jared was Irontooth.

And I was Admiral Batman.

Awesome.

So when asked if it was Evan, Jared responded "Negative. This is Irontooth". I laughed my ass off. Then the girl said something about condoms...And then drug dealers....So we switched channels.

Then Jared and Megan left to wander through the candy store next door, and we continued trying to eat. They returned with fake moustaches for me, as well as some sour candy treats that I am still enjoying greatly.

So logically I put on a fake moustache right then and there, and then we all went to check out the candy store. I got some weird looks, as I always do, but the girl working seemed amused by it. Not only that, but apparently she bought some of the fake moustaches for herself, and is amused by them. HA. I'm not the only person. Suck it.

Anyways, I picked up a black light bulb. So now my room has two sources of light, lava lamp and black light. Why? Because I'm fucking AWESOME.

Then we were pondering what to do next, and I got bored and went back into the candy store to get an energy drink to put in my flask. I picked one called "Stud Juice". I also had a chance for a brief conversation with the cute girl working there that was amused by the fake moustaches.

Then we went to Home Depot, where Megan looked for a plant that my mom used to plant and I mentioned I like (called a Bleeding Heart plant), while Jared and I tried to figure out what frequency their radios were on. When we thought we had it, we tried to ask for customer service on a certain isle. When it got no response, I added that "bears were involved'. Still nothing. A shame. But amusing nonetheless.

Then we hung out with Scott at his place, and watched a show called "Lie To Me". Which is fantastic and I recommend to everyone that likes television.

It was a damn fine day, we all had a lot of fun, and I got to hang out with Jared, which is rare these days.

But at any rate, it's one in the morning and I'm going to watch a couple more episodes of Lie To Me before I crash.

In the next couple days I'm gonna post again regarding a fictional society where the main form of government is a conch shell! He who holds the shell makes the rules!

Also maybe I'll read made-up fan mail and answer questions like popular people do. Except it will be faked. I am unpopular.

Until next time,
At one point I had a headache so Scott gave me five pills, and did not tell me what they were. I took them all without asking.
~Kataron