Friday, January 27, 2006

Revolution Revelation

You know what I just realized? Again?

How AWESOME the Nintendo Revolution is going to be.

Nintendo. The classic system. One of the first. Mario Bros. Duck Hunt. Battletoads. Final Fantasy. And many others.

Super Nintendo. Chrono Trigger. Final Fantasies, some of the best. Terranigma. Super Metroid. Breath of Fire 1 & 2. And so many others.

Nintendo 64. Diddy Kong Racing. Super Mario 64. Zelda, Ocarina of Time AND Majora's Mask. And a whole bunch of others that I can't remember.

Gamecube. Zelda, Windwaker. Resident Evil Four. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles. Metroid Prime. AND OTHERS!

Plus whatever games they release for the Revolution itself.

That's five systems in one!

And that is why it shall bear my children. It will include the ability to play every Nintendo game ever, for a fee per game. Not yet announced, as far as I know. Whatever it will be, it will be worth playing Harvest Moon 64 and Chrono Trigger on an actual console.

Beautiful.

I mean, that is the ULTIMATE backwards compatability. This console will house five generations of games. And that is why it will kick infinite ass of the 360 and the PS3.

Plus, the controller. I mean, that's amazing. Sensors and shit. It's not your typical press buttons and move joysticks, but here you move the controller. I'm not sure entirely how it works. But I know that it really is revolutionary. I mean, can you imagine a first-person-shooter with a real gun? Duck Hunt, but God-like. I've seen some little guns for the PS1 and such, but imagine the capabilities for this new system, where any game can use this.

*drools*

Anyways, I must be off. The West won't win itself.

Until next time,
I am a summonable spirit. Apparently. More on that...Later!
~Kataron

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Scheduled Outage

Apparently there's a scheduled outage at 4:00 PM.

Doesn't affect me, but it's a nifty title.

You know what irks me, kiddies? WHEN PEOPLE GROUP TOGETHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HALL. God damn, that irritates me. I mean, if you're going to hang out in the hall, pick one side or the other, and stick to it. Stick to it like your life depends on it. Because it does.

I actually had to push a group of people to one side of the hall today, it was that irritating.

I also had to push through some small people to get to my first period class. God, I love being in my extra year.

And...Unless my sources decieve me *glares at Jared* the semester is about to culmiNate. And we all know what happens during exam period...

CAKE FEST!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that glorious holiday that revolves around the eating of delicious delicious cake.

You see, years ago, we decided that exams were unpleasant. Yes, I know, it's a CRAZY thing to think, but we were young, impressionable, and full of explosive testosterone. EXPLOSIVE!

Well, it all started with myself. Add a Dave. Add an Eric. And a pinch of Jared. We had finished our exams for the day, with an afternoon ahead of us before the bus returned to steal Eric and I away. A short trek across the street to Food Basics gave us the inspiration we needed.

CAKE!

A McCain Triple Chill Chocolate Cake. OH GOD YES.

We returned the school and partook of our deliciousness. And it was good. Oh yes, it was good.

And it became a tradition, that we have fulfilled for every exam period to this date.

Cake for all! But especially the founders of this glorious holiday. Not so much for others. We're not people of the 'sharing' variety.

Now, my last Cake Fest was tainted by the bitchcraft of the Rockwood Bitch. Making this Cake Fest even more important for me, making it so important that I'll die if it's not fantastic. And wouldn't that be sad? Yes, yes. It would be sad.

So this Cake Fest will be positively grand, I shall see to that.

And with the advent of women, we shall have REAL CAKE! Not just McCain. Now that I have lady, she is going to bake for us Cake. I have already purchased the cake mix. All that is left is the magic of Disney.

Oh yes.

So...Yeah. Cake Fest. w00t.

But, I am quite disappointed that this semester is coming to a close. I am going to miss my second period spare with the boys. And my last period spare with the library computers. And Rick. And Jared, when he feels that it would be better for him to not go to the Tall Man's class. His last period teacher is very tall. Creepily so. So you can't blame him for wanting to skip.

And possibly most of all, I shall miss my Writer's Craft class. The brilliance that has gone on in it is...Well, bloody brilliant. My classmates are fantastic, the teacher is great, and I am going to miss all of the writing. But I'll keep doing it. Because I don't like real work.

Next semester I have...

History after the 16th Century.

Philosophy.

Geometry. (If'n I pass math. Might not. Might drop it and retake Calculus.)

AND....

*drum roll*

*dramatic pause*

*tire screetching*

Computer Engineering!

*applause*

Yeah. Should be good. Might drop history, though. I've had history with Hunt (teacher, same one I've got for this one), and it was...Difficult. It was a miracle that I passed that course. This course, it will take eight miracles, and I think I used up my last Miracle Potion a few days ago when I was looking for the television remote.

And...I'm gonna go now.

You guys just...Um. Don't...Drink Pepsi. Pepsi BAD. BAD. BAD. Hokay?

Coke good. Is Good. Coke. Is Good. Coke is Good. Drink it. Yes? You drink? Hokay?

Until next time,
Hokay?
~Kataron

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Zelda Theme

Yep.

I'm bored, so a post seems to be in order.

I got an award today, from Dave. Well, he gave it to Rick, who then proceeded to give it to me. Apparently, I am "The Worst Children's Rolemodel". I agree.

It made me realize that I have to get the Nate Awards up and running...I'm afraid I can no longer take pictures of all of the winners, which was my original plan, because my computer died, and I can therefore not transfer pictures onto it from my webcam. Darn. I'll work out everything tonight, print them tomorrow, and try to get all of them handed out before the semester is over. And the last normal classday is on Thursday, so I suppose I must move quickly...

Yep.

Anyways, we finished watching that Grizzly Man movie today. I forget whether or not I mentioned it in a previous post.

So, this guy decides to go and live with Grizzly bears in Alaska all summer every summer for thirteen years, until he and his girlfriend get killed and eaten. It's a surprise ending! ...Yeah.

And man, is this fucker ever crazy. He is THE stereotypical hippy. Living with the fuckin' animals, saying stupid shit. I think he was probably on drugs or something a lot. But yeah. He's always telling animals he loves them and shit like that.

I'd recommend the movie. It's good for a laugh, if nothing else.

And you should have seen the other people they had in to talk about him. They were all fucking crazy too. There were a few of his friends, more hippies, more stupid fucking hippies that irritated me so. Seriously, just go watch the movie.

And...

I'm really tired for some reason. I think I'm gonna go sleep.

Until next time,
It doesn't work.
~Kataron

Monday, January 23, 2006

The Ultimate Showdown

So, I voted. Yeah. I got out there and I did it. Because I wanted to make myself heard.

Because I'm tired of hearing about people that don't vote. Too busy, or they just don't care. It's your damn country, it's deciding who is going to be in charge of everything for the next four years. If you don't get out there and vote, make your opinion matter, then you should be bitch-slapped. And don't you goddamn dare complain about the government when you didn't even get off your ass to vote.

I CAN complain. I DID vote. Actually, I voted NDP. Didn't want to go Liberal or Conservative, because they tend to favour big businesses. And they suck. Green was too hippy douche for me. That left basically either the NDP, or the Christian Heritage Party, and we all know how I feel about God running the country. So NDP it was. They seemed to have a pretty good platform, I just can't remember the majority of it.

But as it turns out, Conservatives are kicking ass and taking names. Well, not really. If they were doing that well, they'd end up being a majority government, but they're going to be a minority government. Which isn't as bad. That means that they're in charge, but all the parties still need to vote on big issues and junk, and they'll only have so many seats, so they'd have to team up with other parties in order to pass bills and the like.

Apparently, Steven Harper (see the creepy man of the previous post) wants to make a military like the U.S. and send us to war. I say, if you want to give me a gun, I can't be held responsible for the consequences.

And for those of you that haven't seen it,

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Freaking amazing. It is, put quite simply, the greatest fight in the history of all fights.

Speaking of which....

They need to pop out a Battlefront game where they focus ENTIRELY on multiplayer. I understand the single player missions are cool and all, but the focus is already mostly on multiplayer, so why not just make an entire game out of galactic conquest? I'm serious. Add more units, make weapons upgradable, enlarge the galaxies. Make warp hubs to pop around the galaxy with ease. Make the space fighting cooler. Put heroes into space fights. There are so many things that could make it even better. And it's fantastic now...

One thing is difficulty settings. On Battlefront 2, there's only two. Normal, and Elite. Eric and I were playing through a Galactic Conquest match when I suggested that he crank up the difficulty to Elite, as it was too easy, and apparently it was already on Elite. Sigh. I guess we're just too damn good.

Oh, and I forget whether I mentioned this, but I recently punked all of the RP board's settings and put them on a new board I made on which to put my fantasy world that I started making a while back. I still have over a dozen race histories to transplant, and even more to write, but there's a couple on there. If you're into fantasy, check it out. It won't be an RP board, though. And please, if you want to post, keep it to general discussion or polls. If it turns out that people want to chat there, I can open it up a bit more and put in some other forums, but yeah.

I must away now, there are many things I must do. And by that I mean, I'm tired, and I'm gonna sleep.

Until next time,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan.
~Kataron

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Dum Dee Dee Dum

Hey hey kiddies.

Nate here.

So, I've actually been meaning to do a whole political rant. As the Canadian elections are in...Two days, and I can vote this year.

Scary, I know.

Okay. I'm not sure how informed my American readers will be about Canadian politics, as I know basically nothing about American politics.

But here goes.

First, we've got the Liberals. They're the ones in charge now. And they've fucked things up pretty good. There's some sort of scandal about Paul Martin (our Prime Minister) stole a whole shitload of money. I don't know the validity of this, but I wouldn't put it past him. Anyways, they're fuck-ups. And if you watch most of their ads and stuff, a lot of them bash the Conservatives.

See, now that's just going too far. Not that it's just them, mind you. The Conservatives bite back. Well, I don't even know who started it. So...Yeah. No idea. Hell, it was started years ago and the flaming is still going strong. Whatever. But if you really want us to vote for you, show a little fucking class, guys.

Then there's the Conservatives. Now, I'ma say this right now. I don't like the Conservatives. I don't like the Conservatives at all. They're my least favourite political party, and we have a Communist party. That's saying a lot, folks. And for the most part, I can't even justify my dislike for the Conservatives. Shrug. I'm vaguely aware of their platform and stuff, as I am with the other parties, and I don't like what they say. Granted, I don't remember what they say, but I have the firm recollection imbedded into my mind that I wasn't very fond of it. So yeah.

Not to mention that their leader scares the fuck out of me.

*goes to find a picture*

Here's a picture.

As you can see here, he's one creepy motherfucker. His eyes bug me. I can never read them. They're empty. Like...A robot. Yeah. His eyes are robots. You heard it here first.

Then we've got...The Green Party. Personally, I think they should be called the Hippy Douche Party. Not that I have a big problem with the greens. There's no way in hell they're gonna win. And whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, I don't know. Have the greens ever been in power? I don't think so.

They've got some cool ideas. They like the environment. But if you really look at it, the NDP has a better platform for the environment. WACKY! But yeah. Hippies.

Then there's the NDP. The...umm...Fuck. What does it stand for? New Democratic Party or something like that. I really don't know. I know virtually nothing about this party. *shrug* Don't particularly care. I know that Sarah really likes the NDP. So...Ask her. :D

And then there's...What's next? Ah, yes. The Christian Heritage Party. Now, if there's a party that shouldn't win, it's these guys. If you look at any of their platform, you can see that a lot of it is about 'no gay marriage', 'no abortions', and other things like that, things I don't really think the government should be overly concerned about. Religion has no place in politics. No place at all. It's been done, it's called theocracy, and it's failed. Not that democracy is an amazing success. But yeah. In a country as diverse as Canada, with so many different cultures and races and religions, the Christian Heritage Party is simply the wrong choice. They're not going to win, so it doesn't really matter, but yeah. If everybody in the country was Christian, sure, what the hell, but we're not. I know in the States, Bush is a 'Christian'. Talks about God and stuff. Not that talking about God and stuff makes the dumb shit a Christian. But I don't like how he brings religion into his speeches and stuff. I mean, he's trying to appeal to an entire country, is he not? Certainly not everybody in the country is Christian.

Probably moreso than Canada, though. The States aren't as multi-cultural as us. We have so many religions 'round here, you could...I dunno, have everybody's Gods have a large-scale wrestling match. Now THAT would be cool. But unrealistic.

So yeah. My main point is that religion and politics shouldn't be mixed, especially in such a multi-cultural society as ours.

Then there's the Communist party. Yes, we have a fucking communist party. Why? I don't know. Do they get any votes? Maybe a couple, from stupid commie hippy fucksticks, but no votes that count.

Don't even know why they call themselves the Communist party. They run on a socialist platform, rather than a communist one. The name 'Communist' carries with it so many negative connotations that they'll never have any hope of winning anything, ever. One of them came into my Writer's Craft class and spoke to us about stuff on Thursday. Not entirely sure why. A bunch of his ideas sounded neat in theory, but wouldn't work when actually implemented.

And...Dang, now I'm tired.

I think I'm gonna go play some video games, then sleep.

Later, bitches.

Until next time,
You guys see that new movie? Yeah. It was good. In fact, it was cockthirsty.
~Kataron

Friday, January 20, 2006

Broken Mirror

Broken miiiiiiiiiirror, a million shades of LIGHT!

Rick hates it when I sing that song.

Hey hey kiddies.

I was gonna post last night, but I was sick. I started feeling crappy about...last period, while in the library yesterday. Then I got home and proceeded to feel ill. So I decided to do the only logical thing. Pop in a random disc of House: Season One on DVD, and hit 'Play All'. Four episodes of House later...Sleep.

I have a few things to blog about today. The first one is a little short thing. When returning from Food Basics/Zehrs today, I witnessed a female student of this school that had one of those stupid pairs of pants that say something on them. Honestly, I can't stand those. Why would you want people reading your ass? That's just strange. Anyways, this girl's behind read 'Old Ham'. I don't understand that in the least. Why would you want your ass to say Old Ham? Maybe it was a mixed word. Oldham. But...I don't know.

Weird.

The other point I made has to do with couples. Fuck, people. If you're not happy with who you're with, don't be with them. Don't make giant scenes at school with yelling and crying and all that other bullshit. Sure, some students can be sympathetic towards people going through troubles like that. But most of us just don't want to hear about your problems.

The first couple witnessed arguing was one that I sort of know. Well, I know the guy is in my grade. I know he's a bit of a douche. But I don't know him. The female, was in my Food and Nutrition class before I dropped it like a sack of bricks. I recall her complaining about him and being generally bitchy about him during a couple classes. Complaining about him very loudly, in a silent class. It irritated me greatly. I don't care if he's not paying enough attention to you, I don't care if he's a jerk, I don't care if he just came out of the closet to you. Shut the fuck up and leave your goddamn drama out of the classroom.

I saw them today, too. The first time I saw them, the chick looked like she was going to cry, and the guy was trying to comfort her or something. I kept walking, my music blaring over the sounds of their speech. Then I saw them again at lunch. This time, the chick was walking by quickly, in tears, while the guy followed her. I don't remember what she said, but I don't think it was very nice towards the guy. As he passed the garbage can, he dramatically (I thought it was dramatic, anyway) threw the remnants of his bagel or some other Tim Horton's Treat in the garbage. I almost laughed right there. I assumed a thought went through his head somewhat along the lines of "Damn. Can't even enjoy this delicious bagel now. Bitch". Exactly like that. :)

Then after I decided to drop some stuff off at my locker, I started going back to the stairs, and on my way encountered a lot of yelling. Some bitch (I know her and suspect that she had a part in the recent theft of my lady-friend's MP3 player) was yelling at the guy whom I assumed was her boyfriend (poor bastard). And she was really yelling. Not only drawing attention to her argument from other students and teachers, but irritating everybody within earshot.

Shut the fuck up. And then go jump off a bridge. Hokay?

This was the same girl that got so irritated at myself for wandering around Ross last year and taking down the "Million Man Marijuana March" posters that were strewn across the school. She went so far as to yell at us then, and then when a teacher told her to be quiet, she actually asked the teacher to tell us that we were gay. ...Yeah.

I'm just so irritated at couples that shouldn't be together, and know that they shouldn't be together. If you're not happy, then what's the point? It should never reach the point of yelling or public displays of sadness. I don't want to watch you cry, bitch. And I don't want to hear your yelling. You know why you're upset? Because you're stupid. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Because you were with somebody that wasn't right for you, and you knew it. Why you continued, I neither know nor care.

I hope you get diseases.

Preferably diseases that cause you to be SILENT.

I cease.

Until next time,
She puts the lotion on the skin or else she gets the hose again.
~Kataron

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

In The Waiting Line

You know what irritates me? When people refer to discmen as walkmen.

Let's review.

A walkman will play cassette tapes. These are outdated and stupid. Nobody uses them anymore unless they suck.

Moving on.

A Discman will play CD's. Compact Discs.

Do you see how these two are different now? One is stupid and outdated, the other is awesome. Growing outdated with the advent of MP3 players, but still awesome.

I'm sick and tired of hearing people refer to discmen as walkmen. You really shouldn't even be using the technology if you don't know what it's called.

Anyways. I was planning a rant last night, but then I decided that I was far too tired. So instead, I decided to sleep. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Writer's Craft was awesome today. We basically just talked about stuff. 'twas fun. We accomplished virtually nothing. We started the period by delving into our own personal experiences, to try to find things to write about. We were asked to describe our ideal situation (what we would love to have happen), our least ideal situation, and then either a desire, an anxiety, an irritation, or a comfort, but it had to be something we had never told anybody.

We didn't have to share them with the class, but a lot of us did anyway. When many people couldn't think of things, Ms. St. Jean encouraged us to get ourselves out there and experience things. Have our hearts broken, steal something, stuff like that. She actually said 'steal something'. She wasn't serious, of course. But after that, I threatened to blog it, and here we are.

Then, for whatever reason, we started talking about death and stuff, all that other unpleasant things. It was interesting, though. Made me want to write some stories. So I think I shall. Later, though.

Believe it or not, I haven't actually had any caffeine today. I've had a litre of chocolate milk, though. I loves me chocolate milk.

Yeah.

So, the board is going well. The RP has just recently begun. But since I was bored, I started an Arena for some no-strings-attached battling. Then I challenged Jared's character to a bar fight.

OH NOES! I GOTTA GO!

Until next time,
Man...Jared's gonna be pissed when he finds out I sold all his stuff.
~Kataron

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Zombies On The Brain

Yeah...

For some reason, while I was sitting in math class this morning, I had the sudden desire to restart the Zombie RP. Now that a lot of people are joining Rusitu Maitas, I know that a bunch of you have Ezboard accounts. I've scrapped the skill system I was planning to use, and implemented a new one. I've drawn out maps and thought up plans. Once I get about three more members (Jared and Ryan applied back a long, long time ago), I'll start things up. And if you want to play, join now. You get money for each wave of zombies, whether you do much to fight them or not. It's a hell of a system.

I'll fix the boad up a bit and give you a link later tonight.

For now, I'm going to go think about zombies.

Until next time,
If I were a zombie, where would I be?
~Kataron

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Volcano

I finished it! I know I said I wouldn't have it done in the post I made this afternoon, but I finished it! I finished my ISP! It only took four hours of typing tonight, but it's done. :)

Writing from a zombie's perspective is a lot harder than I thought...Especially when I want to give him some limited intelligence.

Sorry, be warned that this is REALLY FREAKIN' LONG.

Anyways, here ya go:

~~~start~~~

Seth took a sip of his coffee and turned on the television. He wasn’t due at work for a good hour, and it was a mere ten minute drive. He had time. He impatiently flicked through channels, trying to find something interesting to watch.

News. Soap opera. Cartoon. News. Weather. Rerun of an action show. New. Drama. Another cartoon. News. News. Sports. And then the same news channel he had started on.

He sighed and walked the short distance to the kitchen. Looking through the cupboards for food, he heard bits and pieces of the newscast from the other room. Something about a plague. Something about the dead. A commercial for life insurance. Ah, a bag of chips. A suitable breakfast. He took the bag and his coffee back into the other room. His head was beginning to throb slightly, so he set the television to mute, and continued to watch the news. He decided that the news was better with no volume, as he didn’t really have to think about whatever tragedy the newscaster was going on about. The pictures were odd, though. Deformed people, barely looking alive. They began to show a video clip when Seth checked his watch. He was going to be late. He downed the rest of his coffee and placed his chips on a nearby nightstand for future consumption. He turned off the television just as one of the deformed people was going to bite somebody.

“Damn teenagers. Probably messed up on some new drugs,” Seth muttered to himself, grabbing his keys and a jacket from a nearby chair.

Slipping one arm into the jacket, he opened his front door with the other, and stepped outside. The sunlight momentarily stabbed at his eyes, but they soon adjusted. He rushed to his car, fumbled with the keys, and then managed to unlock the door. He sat down in the driver’s seat and inserted the key into its home. He turned it. His car made a strange noise that caused Seth to ponder whether or not a small animal had worked its way under the hood of the car.

Smoke trailed out from under the hood as Seth stepped out of the car. Cursing his luck, he popped the hood. He stared for a long moment, trying to locate the cause of his problems. Having no formal training with vehicles, he was looking for something that was blatantly obvious. Unfortunately, the problem was far more subtle than that. Finding nothing of note, and coughing, Seth retreated from the car. He checked his watch again. There was no way he could get there in time. Sighing, he walked back to his car and slammed the hood. He then started the long march to his office. He hated to leave his car in that condition, but had little choice if he wanted to keep his job.

Seth worked as an intern in an office, where he handled all of the little tasks that the others found it beneath themselves to do. Making copies, getting coffee, all of those things that businessman seem unable to do for themselves. He also did technical work with the many computers at the office, which was good, as the computers were down about half the time. The building was only a twenty minute walk, but he was already late.

As he walked, he noticed a strange silence. There were usually more people, more cars. Yet now, he barely noticed any. The only people he did see seemed to be hurrying from one place to another, apparently not wanting to spend too long on the streets. It was fairly disconcerting, so Seth picked up the pace a little, hoping that the order of office life would calm him down. Even the homeless man that usually set up camp down the street from Seth’s office was mysteriously absent from his post. When Seth finally reached his office, he hurried inside the front doors and stopped, taking a deep breath. The unnatural silence that was everywhere outside was replaced with the natural silence of the office. A smile returned to his face as he strode towards his cubicle. He greeted the receptionist as he passed; he was glad to see a familiar face after the silent streets.

Reaching his tri-walled kingdom, he sat on his wheeled throne and prepared for the day’s work. A new coffee in hand, he began sifting through junk mail. After half an hour of this, he left his cubicle to find a co-worker with which to confer about actual work. Strangely, his office was almost deserted. The only co-worker he could find was the jittering man in the corner, and he got no useful information from him. Arriving back at his cubicle, he decided that there must be some sort of flu going around. A perfectly reasonable explanation.

The rest of Seth’s time at work was uneventful. He made no further attempts at conversation with his jittery co-worker. He only got up again three times. Twice for more coffee, and once to make use of the lavatory. When his workday was complete, he slowly filed out of the office, noting the lack of the receptionist who had been present when he first arrived.

As he left the building, the sun was in the process of setting, casting an orange light over the street. Seth stood for a moment, staring at the sun as it disappeared into the horizon. As he turned away from the sun to begin his weary march home, the last of the sun’s rays faded, bathing the area in darkness. As he walked, streetlights began to turn on to illuminate his way home.

Seth thought about his office as he walked down the street. He was wondering why the jittery man he worked with was so jittery when he was bathed in darkness again. The streetlight ahead of him, as if on cue, flickered out just as he left the light radius of the last streetlight. Sighing, he continued on in the dark until he entered the domain of the next streetlight. This one seemed partial to flickering. It was then that Seth noticed the elderly woman walking slowly down the other side of the street. He smiled, happy to see somebody else on the street, but frowned when he noticed the man following her. He was trudging towards her, dragging one of his legs on the ground behind him. It looked to be broken. But as slow as he was, he was gaining on the elderly woman, who had not yet noticed him. Seth yelled a warning across the road at her, but she simply looked across the street at him and waved. She must not have heard him.

The man was almost upon her when Seth began to run across the empty street. He called out another warning, hoping that she would hear him if he was closer, but it was too late. The figure had reached the elderly woman. The man grabbed her, placing one hand over her mouth and the other over her neck. She let loose a muffled scream, but Seth was the only one that heard her.

As Seth reached the side of the street where the woman was struggling against her attacker, he stopped. He was scrawny, weak. He couldn’t take on a mugger. He looked around, trying to find something with which to even the odds. He spotted a dying tree protruding from a hole in the sidewalk, part of a failed community program to make the streets look nicer. Seth approached the tree and ripped off one of the larger branches. It broke easily, showing the weakness of the tree. But the branch would still give him an edge in a fight. He moved towards the struggle, holding the branch like a bat. The mugger now seemed to be trying to bite the woman’s arm, and was clearly overpowering her. It was only her unstoppable flailing that kept him from biting her. Seth rushed forward and brandished the branch, but the mugger took no notice of him.

“Leave her alone, or I’ll be forced to use this!” Seth exclaimed, trying to sound more brave than he felt.

Now the mugger turned towards Seth. He seemed to lose interest in the elderly woman, shoving her aside as he began to trudge towards Seth. Seth gulped and took a step back as the woman ran down the street with a surprising burst of speed. Now the mugger’s sights were set on Seth.

Before giving him a chance to mull over the predicament he had gotten himself into by helping a woman he didn’t know, the mugger lunged towards Seth. Caught off guard, Seth swung the branch weakly, and managed to catch the man in the side, but did little damage. The sudden lunge knocked Seth to the hard concrete, and he was immediately pinned by his attacker. Seth’s panicked eyes fell upon the man’s face.

Two red eyes stared down at Seth, but seemed unable to focus on him. The eyes were entirely red, one shade and consistency. The rest of the man’s face was pale, with a large gash on one cheek that did not appear to have healed properly. The man’s teeth were bared, and he looked like he was about to bite Seth, as he had been trying to do to the elderly woman.

Seth struggled, but the man seemed to have unnatural strength, and continued to pin him. His grip was tight, and his hands were very cold. It felt as though ice was pressing against his arms, and he couldn’t break free. As Seth struggled, he managed to get one knee free, and rammed it as hard as he could into the man’s crotch. The man did not even flinch. Seth quickly tried again, and again, to no avail, under the man moved his head down to bite Seth’s unprotected neck.

A sudden surge of adrenaline shot through him, and he was finally able to fight back. He pushed his attacker up, away from him, and kicked his feet up into the air, throwing the man over his own body and onto the road behind him.

The man stood again and began to move towards Seth, still dragging his leg behind him. Seth prepared to run in the direction of his house when a car sped down the road. It didn’t honk, it didn’t slow down, and it didn’t swerve, bearing straight down on the man in the road. He turned towards the car at the last second, right before it crashed into him. He flew up and over the car, and landed in a crumpled heap on the ground behind it. The car sped off, its driver apparently not caring about the man he had just hit.

Seth paused, unsure of how to proceed. Should he leave? Should he call an ambulance to help the man who had just attacked him? Seth inched closer to the body, to check on the condition of the man. When he got close enough, he realized that this was the homeless man that usually begged for change down the street from his office. A wave of pity washed over Seth as he remembered all of the times he had given the man change, and how happy he had been even to receive a few cents. Seth knelt down and pressed two fingers against his neck to check his pulse. Nothing. The man was dead. Seth sighed and started to stand. But before he could, the man grabbed his wrist and pulled it to his face. Before Seth knew what was happening, the homeless man sunk his teeth into Seth’s arm. Seth screamed in pain and kicked the man until he let go. Backing away, he stared at the man in disbelief. It simply wasn’t possible. He had no pulse. He was dead. But that didn’t stop him from starting to crawl towards Seth. He didn’t seem to be able to stand, and Seth guessed that the car had broken his other leg.

Seth didn’t wait for the man to reach him, and took off in the direction of his house. Adrenaline once again carried him forwards, as he took as many shortcuts as he could find, darting through dark alleys and hopping fences. In record time, he stood before his house, his broken car still present in the driveway. He hurried inside and locked the door behind him. Breathing in a sigh of relief, he slumped to the floor.

His wrist stung again as it touched the floor, and he was reminded of his wound, which had been forgotten amidst the running. He examined it a little more closely. The teeth had sunk in just below his hand, and seemed to have gone in deeper on the inside of his arm, with more shallow cuts on the other side. It was bleeding badly, and was beginning to turn dark. Seth decided it must be infected.

Walking to the sink in his kitchen, he wondered if he had any gauze in the house. He washed the wound out, and winced at the pain. He recalled that he had picked up a small first aid kit a few years ago, out of paranoia. Fishing around under the sink for it, he found the white and red box. He blew the dust off of it and took some gauze out, and proceeded to wrap his wrist in it. It was a little tricky to put the gauze on, since he had been bitten in the right wrist, and was right-handed, but he managed.

Seth walked back into the living room and picked up the phone with his uninjured arm, and called the hospital. He needed an ambulance, and he knew it. The wound was clearly infected, and his car was broken. The hospital was over an hour away on foot, and he didn’t want to run into any more rabid homeless people.

He was answered by an insistent busy tone. Grumbling, he hung up the phone. What would have the hospital so busy? He pondered for a moment, and dialled 911. They could send him an ambulance. Bt once more he was answered by a busy signal. This time he swore. He could understand the hospital being busy, but 911? Weren’t they supposed to have multiple operators so that nobody would get a busy signal when they had an emergency? He hung up again, and picked up to try the hospital one last time. As he dialled the number, though, the phone went dead in his hand. He stared at it in disbelief, and it was then that he realized that his hand was shaking.

Seth dropped the phone back into the cradle and stared at his hand. He noticed that it was more pale than it usually was. The odd part was that this wasn’t the hand that had been bitten. He tried to stop it from shaking, but his mind seemed to have very little control over his hand. He could open and close the fingers if he concentrated, but nothing more.

Leaving the phone, Seth walked back to the couch and sat down, still staring at his hand. Within a few minutes, the hand stopped shaking, and he regained control over it. He moved it up and down a few times, and flexed it. Everything seemed to work fine again.

Seth breathed another sigh of relief, and then realized that he was hungry. He hadn’t eaten since this morning. He reached for the chips he had left on the nightstand, and ate the rest of them within two minutes. He was still hungry. He moved to the kitchen and opened his fridge, consuming anything he could find in an effort to satiate his now ravenous hunger. But no matter how much he ate, he was still hungry. Taking a plate of mismatched food, everything he could find, Seth returned to his living room and turned on the television. Over the years, it had become an unconscious habit to watch television whenever he ate.

The news was still on. The anchorman was talking about a rapidly spreading disease that was sweeping through the country. Seth watched with slight interest while devouring a large piece of chicken. The symptoms included bags under the eyes, the anchorman told him, as well as sharp pains, increased appetite, and uncontrollable shaking. When he quoted the last two symptoms, Seth stopped eating suddenly, letting a small noodle drop from his open mouth onto the floor. Seth stared at the television intently. The anchorman continued to say that the disease was quite often fatal.

Seth quickly reached into the drawer on the nightstand and dug out a small mirror. Examining his own reflection, he noticed that he did indeed have bags over his eyes. His skin was also paler. His attention turned back to the television, which was showing clips of diseased people.

“They look like the walking dead,” Seth mumbled to himself.

When the clips did not seem to end, Seth changed the channel to another news station, hoping to hear more about the disease, and what to do if you had it. Two other channels were running clips, and a third had a coughing anchorman that looked sick himself. Another, smaller news station had a guest that was talking about zombies. Seth scoffed. He had stopped believing in that stuff years ago. But the man had caught his interest. He hesitantly lowered the remote control.

The man was ranting and raving (and swearing) about how it was no mere disease, and that the other news stations were broadcasting nonsense. Anybody bitten by a zombie was as good as dead, there was no cure. Seth looked again at his wound. It had gotten darker. It looked a lot worse. He poked at it, and felt nothing. The wound had completely numbed the area. Turning his attention back to the television, the man was continuing to say that people should lock their doors and windows, and stay inside at all cost. Or, if you’re more daring, make a break for your local mall, or some other large, easily defendable place with plenty of supplies.

Seth turned off the television, and stared at his wrist. What if it was true? What if he was going to die? He stood up, not wanting to just sit there and think about his own death. He wasn’t sure what to do, but this wasn’t it. He took two steps forward, and fell to the floor. He legs had gone numb now. He couldn’t feel them, and he couldn’t move them.

He could move his arms, but he didn’t. He continued to lie there, helpless, letting the possibility that he was about to die sink in. Maybe it was zombies. That explained the man that had attacked him, didn’t it? The man with no pulse, the man that had bitten his wrist. The man that had done this to him.

A sharp pain suddenly shot up Seth’s legs. He still couldn’t move them, but now he could feel pain from them. The pain slowly faded, and was replaced with a bitter chill. The chill started in his legs and began to spread up to the rest of his body. Within minutes, he was lying on the floor, and shivering, completely helpless.

Deciding that he didn’t want to die like this, Seth pulled himself forwards with his arms and propped himself up into a sitting position, his back faced against the wall. There must be something he could do. There must be something that could help him. Seth began to cough uncontrollably, and he instinctively raised his hand over his mouth to cover it. When he brought it away, his hand was covered in blood. He groaned at the sight of all of the blood, all of his blood, and wiped it on his shirt.

Drowsiness began to fall over him. He knew what was coming. He struggled to stay awake. He tried to think of all of the things to live for, all of the reasons that he should keep fighting. But they were slowly slipping away. He began to forget about them. He began to forget about everything. His eyes closed once, and then opened immediately. He fought it. His eyes closed again, and again they opened. But more slowly this time. He coughed up some more blood. Then his eyes closed again. He struggled to open them, but he wasn’t strong enough. His eyes remain closed. His head fell to one side, as his arms fell to the floor, limp.

After a few hours, Seth’s eyes opened again. His vision was tinted in red. Most of his mind was gone. He had retained a small amount of intelligence, but only enough to know that he had changed. It was no longer Seth, it was a monster wearing Seth like a suit. A costume, nothing more. For a moment, he felt nothing. No emotions. No happiness, no sadness, no loneliness, no lust. Then he felt something. Something overpowering. Hunger. It felt like he had never eaten. He saw the plate of food lying on the floor nearby, and lunged at it, as though he were afraid it would escape. He shoved as much of it as he could in his mouth, barely pausing to chew, and soon had consumed the entire plate. And he was still hungry. But now, all of the food was gone.

He let out an inhuman roar. Then he heard a scream from outside. A human scream. A woman, scared. Seth began to walk towards the door. But on the way, he paused for a moment, and bent down to pick something up off of the floor. It was the small mirror that Seth had used to check his reflection. Now it looked drastically different. His eyes were completely red, as the homeless man’s eyes had been. His face was incredibly pale, with spots of dried blood under his chin, and under his eyes. He must have been bleeding from his eyes without realizing it.

Snarling, Seth threw the mirror to the floor, and it shattered. He continued forwards to the door, stepping on shards of glass, but felt nothing. He left a small trail of blood from the new cuts in his foot.
Reaching the door, he had no idea how to get past it. His memories had abandoned him, his memories of how to do simple tasks like opening a door. Trying to find an immediate solution, he smashed at the door, again and again. Slowly it splintered and gave way. He was much stronger now. Now that he no longer felt pain, he could use his full force without fear of getting hurt.

Seth crawled through the hole made in his door, and looked around. The scream had come from out here. Instinct took over, and the hunt began. He inhaled deeply through his nose. He smelled life. He turned in a slow circle, inhaling through his nose and trying to pinpoint the origin of the scent. It seemed to be strongest in one direction, so he began to walk down the street, towards an old schoolyard.

He heard another scream, and his pace quickened. It was dark out, but the red tint in his vision enabled him to see better in the darkness. He would have the advantage.

A figure stepped out in front of him, forcing him to stop. The figure snarled at him, and he snarled back. He sniffed, and smelled no life on him. It was another one like him. They stared at each other for a moment, before the silence was broken by another scream from the direction of the schoolyard. They both turned in that direction, and began towards it again. Within minutes, they were at the schoolyard, but no time seemed to pass for them. Their minds were almost completely gone, and with them all concepts of time and distance. For them, everything seemed to be happening at once, with nothing in between.

They stopped and both sniffed deeply. She was close. Seth scanned the surrounding area with his enhanced vision, and saw a brighter object somewhere in front of him. He snarled to his companion, and started forward. He watched the brighter object as he advanced. It seemed almost highlighted in his vision. It was life. It was food. It was prey.

After a moment, the brighter figure noticed them, and started to move away. Seth and the other zombie began to run. They had no limit on stamina, no breath to catch. They caught up quickly.

Seth grabbed the woman as soon as he was close enough, and pushed her to the ground. She spoke, tried to reason with him, but he couldn’t understand what she was saying. The other zombie moved closer and grabbed one of her arms, and bit her. She screamed again. Seth grabbed one of her legs, and bit through her pants, into her skin. He ripped of a small chunk of flesh and swallowed without chewing. She continued screaming and flailing her limbs, trying to escape. She didn’t realize that even if she did escape, she would become one of them. Seth moved up to the source of the noise, and took a deep bite out of her neck. His bite went straight through to her oesophagus and blood poured in. She began to choke on her own blood as the two zombies continued to eat her. Now that the screams were gone, as well as the flailing, the zombies were free to eat their fill without worry. Not that they had worried before.

After an unknown time, the zombies had eaten their fill. Whereas the other food had done nothing to extinguish Seth’s hunger, feasting on the woman seemed to have done the trick. The other zombie seemed to be full as well. They left the schoolyard together, leaving behind the corpse of the woman they had just eaten.

Another unknown period of time passed. The zombies had walked for quite a while without smelling any life in the area.

A gunshot sounded in the distance. The two zombies began trudging towards it. As they walked down a quiet street, other zombies strode out to join them, falling in loose formation behind them. Within minutes, there were over a dozen of them following Seth. Most of the lights in the buildings were out, but a building down the street still had its lights on. It became a beacon for the zombies, as they walked slowly towards it. As they got closer, more gunshots fired. The zombies were unable to tell what these were, and just continued onwards, towards the source of the noise. Seth felt something hit him in the chest and knock him back, but felt no pain. He felt the point of entry with one of his fingers, and felt wet blood. He snarled in the direction of the noise that had corresponded with the hit, and continued walking. More gunshots fired, and more zombies were knocked back slightly, but not damaged.

Another shot fired, and this time the zombie to Seth’s left fell to the ground. Seth paused, as the others continued to move ahead. He knelt down beside the zombie. It was the zombie that had joined him right before he had reached the school. He pushed it, as if to wake it up, but nothing happened. He looked in the direction of the noises, and let out an inhuman scream.

The porch light was drawing all of the zombies in the area towards it. A few humans were in windows shooting at them as they approached. Most of the zombies walked straight towards the light, and were picked off easily. Seth watched as more zombies fell to the ground, and heard snarling behind him. He turned, and saw dozens more zombies stumbling and trudging forwards, towards the light. Seth stood and walked after the zombies, following them towards the light. He stopped and stood for a moment before reaching the area where all of the zombies had been falling. Looking around, he saw some dark hedges to the side of the house. There were no lights over there, and there didn’t seem to be anybody shooting out of windows. Seth walked slowly in that direction, leaving most of the other zombies to become walking targets. But before he disappeared to the side, he snarled at a few of the other zombies, and they followed him into the darkness.

Seth and half a dozen other zombies followed the side of the house to the back door, which was a sliding glass door. Seth tapped it, and it seemed sturdy. One of the zombies beside him groaned. Seth took a step back, and the other zombie stepped forward and smashed the glass, and walked into the dark house. Seth paused outside with the other zombies. The gunshots continued, and the humans hadn’t seemed to notice breaking glass. Seth followed the other zombie inside. He entered the room with the people firing guns at the zombies outside, and they didn’t notice him. They were concentrating on their targets, the dozens of zombies that still walked towards the light.

Seth walked behind one of the men and grabbed him, biting his shoulder. Another man turned and screamed, and fired towards Seth, but only managed to hit the man’s friend, whom Seth had been holding. The other zombies burst into the room and quickly overpowered the few humans that remained. They feasted on the men that had killed the other zombies, while the zombies outside huddled around the porch light, now that they had nobody shooting at them.

After Seth and the others were done eating the men, Seth smashed through the front door as he had done on his own house. He stood before the zombies outside, illuminated by the light. They turned to him. He let out another inhuman scream, and a few scattered zombies in the group replied with their own. There was silence for a moment. Then all of the zombies in the group screamed. The sound was overwhelming. Seth began to push through them, and they all fell in line behind him. There were more zombies out here than he had expected. Soon over a hundred were following him down the street.

Seth stopped for a moment. All of the other zombies immediately stopped behind him. He stared down the empty street as part of the remnants of his mind opened up. A memory hit him, and at first he wasn’t sure what it was. He recalled listening to the television, right before he had died. A man on television had told people to go to their local mall.

That was where Seth needed to go.

Seth snarled and changed course, heading down another street. The faint outline of the mall could be seen in the distance.

As they got closer, they saw other zombies in the street. More groups, some led by single zombies like Seth, others not seeming to be led by anybody. They were all headed to the mall. It was as if they had all been called towards it. The street became a river of zombies. There were hundreds of them. Thousands. All heading towards the mall. Seth’s group joined up with the river, and soon Seth was no longer leading. He stopped, and the others continued on without him, now part of the river of the undead. He looked around him and saw hundreds of empty faces. A few looked back at him, a few others that had managed to retain part of their minds, a few others that had limited knowledge of what was going on.

As he looked at the faces, he knew that this was where he belonged now. Like all of these other people, he had once been alive. He had once been human. But now he was dead. And somehow, that didn’t stop him. He would follow the group of zombies until he was killed. What else was there to do? He had no choice in the matter. The hunger was so strong. Too strong.

Seth began walking forward again, rejoining the flow of the river of death.

He knew that to the remaining humans, he was just another faceless monster.

~~~end~~~

Phew. That was a lot of work.

Until next time,
Damn straight.
~Kataron

Starry Eyed Surprise

Well, since I've been too busy at home to get around to any real blog posts, what with video games and ISP and all, I figured I'd post during last period. Yep. Seems like the thing to do.

Anywho, about the ISP in general. I think I'm gonna wait and hand it in on Monday. I'll lose five percent on it, but I think I can make that much up over the weekend, and then I don't have that whole 'stress' thing. As a rule, I don't get stressed out, but at times you can't really help it. So I avoid stressful situations at all times.

Writer's Craft was fun today. Math was too, but that's only 'cause I ended up writing three pages for my ISP during it. But yeah. I got to read a piece of homework I did a few days ago, taking a dramatic event from my life and changing the situation somewhat, to make it a story. I picked the whole Eva/Bob thing as a dramatic point. The class liked it. I love reading stuff to the class, I probably get more feedback than anybody else about my stuff. But that might just be because I read most often. Either way...I got a lot of positive feedback about this piece. I guess I could type it out for this blog entry...For those of you that aren't in my Writer's Craft class...Yeah, okay.

Just as a note, there's a lot of swearing and stuff on here, but you're probably used to that if you read my blog.

~~~start~~~

God damn.

That's just how it goes these days, it seems. I hate it. It's so...impersonal. In a world where you can befriend somebody on the other side of the world, impersonal is just how it goes. But she wasn't on the other side of the world. She was just in the next town. Fifteen minutes away.

Shit.

An email. A simple email with only one line. Three words. And that's all it took. No phone call, no visit, only a one line email. And just my luck, I read it at work. I get together with a couple of coworkers to finish a report, and of course I have to check my email first. Why did I have to check my email first? And then I just left. What could I have said to them? Now they think I bailed on them. But I think one of them may have caught me crying in the bathroom. Maybe they'll think I'm having a mental breakdown. That could work. I could cite other reasons, stress and the like. They'd never have to know.

But...Fuck. Three simple words. 'I fucked Bob'. Shit!

With one email, six months of my life are wasted. Gone. But I don't blame her. I did at first, but I've cooled off. Somewhat, anyway. I know with whom the fault lies. It's all his fault. The guy that screwed her, the guy that destroyed six months of my life...But there's no point in moping about it, that won't solve anything. I need to...Get even. I need to get revenge. And I will.

Damn you, Bob.

~~~end~~~

The class seemed almost surprised when I told them that I hadn't made it all up. It's not really creativity...But I did change a lot. She did live fairly far away. And it wasn't a one-line email. But that was the gist of it. Though, I did read it in school, when I'd gotten together with some people in my Comm. Tech class to work on a video. But...Yeah. They didn't realize that it was true until one of my classmates commented on how Bob wasn't a particularly good name for it. Then I said that that was his name, and the realized that it wasn't all fake.

I also got a little bit of dispute about the end, the 'Damn you, Bob' part. I debated with myself about whether or not to add that, but I figured I would, just because it's something I used to say a lot about it. Back when it was fresh. But yeah.

Oh, and I had a good idea for a series of stories during Writer's Craft today. We were doing something where we took a book or movie and summarized it in three sentences. And virtually anything can be summarized in three sentences. You just go main plot, no real character stuff, but it can be done. *nods*

Then we were to create our own story-line and summarize it in three sentences.

Mine was:

1. Warlord rules over village.
2. Stranger enters village, opposes Warlord.
3. Stranger killed, becomes martyr(sp?).

I could have had the stranger kill the warlord or something, but that seems a little too...cliche. So I figured, what about a series of stories based on this town, with this warlord, where strangers continue to show up and try to stop him, and every time, they're slain? I think that'd be neat. You'd get to see the different approaches of many people in taking down this warlord. Then eventually when I get bored of it I'd have somebody defeat the warlord. I think that'd be a neat story.

But...Yeah. I suppose I'll begin posting bits and pieces of my ISP. This weekend. Maybe tonight. Tomorrow night if I don't get around to posting any tonight, I might just continue writing it in my notebook tonight. I'd say I'm one half to two thirds done. And then I have to edit. But it's not hard to edit. Twenty pages, double-spaced, equivalent of ten pages single-spaced. I can do that, no problem. But a lot of people I've been talking to aren't done. I know, we've had the project for a long time, but I never actually do it when I have all that time. Because there's no pressure, no rush, it just doesn't matter. It was the same thing with a project I had for Ancient History a couple years back, we had the project for months and I just didn't do it. I hate projects like that.

Anyways, I'm gonna go work on the board, now that I've graced you with a new post.

Until next time,
The cheese always goes on top.
~Kataron

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Bumble Bee

Yep. I expect I'll start putting up bits and pieces of my Writer's Craft ISP on here soon, so be ready for that. I rounded up all of my rough work to this point, and it ends up being around seven to eight pages, hand written. Not double-sided pages, mind you. But the point remains. I realize that it would convert to smaller text when typed, but I figure that since the typing is going to end up double-spaced, it should conpensate to some extent, so I'd guess I'm about half done. Not bad, I guess. But it's due Friday, so I have to kick my work habits up a notch. I've been averaging a couple pages per math class (I can't be expected to do math.), so I'm going to have to start working a bit more around home, and during my spares.

So yeah. Things'll be less hectic this weekend, once everything is done. So yeah.

Anyways, I'm not really sure what else I should be ranting about tonight. My day was pretty uneventful. Got up, went to school, did very little work, bought some chocolate milk (mmm...), had a work period in the library for Writer's Craft.

That was interesting, actually. I got virtually no work done on my own, but together, Jared and I mapped out his entire ISP. His is a story based around Kataron, Edenvyrd, and Darun, our old RP characters. Actually, we've remade them, so it's fresh in our minds. We decided that each character needed to face a mighty challenge. Edenvyrd, the Wizard, would have to be deprived of his magic. Darun would have to have something happen to his ale. He's a Dwarf, after all. And of course, Kataron would have some evil magic lady do bad things to him. 'cause A) He's Kataron. That makes him weak vs. ladies. And B) he hates magic and all things to do with magic. So it makes sense.

Anyways, I'm going to see if I can do another race history or two on the board before sleep takes me.

Until next time,
You know, you're really not that funny.
~Kataron

Monday, January 09, 2006

Moonlight Shadows

Hey kiddies.

Sorry if at any point in the near future I seem to be ignoring this blog. My Writer's Craft project was pushed back again, but only until Friday, and I have a lot more work to do on it, plus the RP board that I still need to pimp out. Forgive my use of the term 'pimp out'.

But we're in that sensitive stage that makes or breaks an RP board, the set-up. We have to carefully craft the races, the lore, the land. Make everything fit together just right, so the board takes off and does wonders. I'm amazed, we already have about four non-admin people posting, and the board has only been up for a few days. Which is impressive, if you ask me. And not just n00b players, I'm talking the good kind. Two people I don't really know (but their commentary and questions, as well as the one's application have all been quite professional), Wyatt (I do love him), and Rick (he's pretty snazzy with the RP, too). If anybody else wants to join, I know there are good times open here. I haven't seen Rion around lately, though...I do so want him to join, I quite miss RP'ing with him. I'll just hope he comes back and reads this blog or I catch him on MSN or something.

Expect more attention to fall onto my blog after Friday, so maybe on the weekend, depending on how busy I am. If it's not bad, I'll try to get a decent sized post up. I still need to review Ratchet: Deadlocked. Although now I can also review Kingdom Hearts, and soon hopefully Beyond Good and Evil. I popped that into my PS2 today, and it seems pretty damn good so far.

Anyways, I have race histories to write. I've already done Undead and Vampire, I have a bunch more to do. But when they're done, they're done until we add new races.

Until next time,
I'm stealthy like a ninja, only with better insurance.
~Kataron

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Dramatic Overtones

Hey hey hey.

'tis I, Kataron, reporting for duty.

This isn't a long post, I'm far too preoccupied by my NEW RP BOARD!

As you may or may not know, I recently spent two nights over at the Cudney residence, visiting with my good friends Seth and Scott. The weekend ended up with us geeking out and creating a new Roleplaying board.

Check it out if you're into roleplaying.

But yeah, my Writer's Craft ISP apparently isn't due 'til Thursday (Thanks, Sarah!). So instead of working on it, I went to see the new Kong movie with my girlfriend. Any movie that has dinosaurs and a giant ape is good in my books. *thumbs up*

Anyways, I must remake my old mercenary, so I'll just link you to the board and head off. If you're into RP, check it out, it's bound to be a good time. But for those of you that just want to stir up trouble, keep in mind that I'm an admin, I can ban anybody I want, and I have a record of IP addresses of posters.

That said,

Link!

Until next time,
They're really laying it on heavy these days.
~Kataron

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Now Hear This

Okay, now I'm tired of this.

Daemonicus is back and insulting me again. He's also not bothering to read what I've said about it, because he still seems to be under the delusion that I'm Catholic, or religious at all.

So this is the end. Daemonicus, fuck off. From this post on, any worthless comment you make shall be deleted without being read. I don't give a flying fuck what you have to say.

You're the one with all the time on your hands, though you claim to have a life, visiting my blog and others and insulting people. I mean, why the fuck did you go through the old posts on Daily Disciple and just insult people? And how the fuck can you still claim to have a life?

So piss off. You are hereby ignored from now on, you hypocritical douche.

And as a latter note, I find it almost amusing that you have decided to question my sexuality. I mean, that's what morons do when they can't think of an actual insult, or something clever, is it not?

So fuck off and die.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Kataron: Slayer of Colossi

Colossi: Plural for Colossus.

As in, Shadows of the Colossus.

Sweet Magus, is that ever a fun game! Oh man...I've slain about six out of sixteen of the giant bastards. I'll probably pop up a full review of it sometime after I get back...

Well, maybe once school has started again. Expect some giant posts around the end of the weekend.

My Writer's Craft ISP, worth thirty percent of my final mark is due Monday, and I'm about a third done. Mostly from when I got bored in Math and worked on that.

But yeah...I really need to work on that.

But on a lighter note, we have begun designs on a new RP board. I'm sorry that I've been ignoring my zombie one, I just didn't get all that many applications for it. I wanted more before I started, and lately I've been busy and stuff. Kinda. Not really, I just forgot about it.

But we decided to create an entirely new fantasy world. It's unnamed, but we've got a race list, a map, some general story ideas, some myths and lore, and the Gods. I'm the God of Insanity. COOL!

Anyways the raptors are coming for our precious cheese, so I must be off.

Until next time,
YOU CAN'T WASH OFF SIN!
~Kataron

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Moo

First off, happy new year.

I've never really understood the need to celebrate the yearly odometer turnover, but whatever. If you want to make resolutions that you'll never keep, if you want to get drunk and make an ass of yourself, and justify it by saying it was New Year's Eve, then whatever. I personally don't care.

See, I was going to have a longer rant on that, but something else has been called to my attention.

You people may or may not know, but I recall mentioning it when it happened, but Eric and Dave over at The Daily Disciple called me in to clear up a little problem they were having with an arrogant and truly irritating little cocksucker by the name of Daemonicus. His constant bitching and arguing and insulting was preventing them with going on with another post. The problem was fresh when it was called to my attention, and then he didn't reply for a while. I assumed he had realized that he was not wanted and killed himself or some other thing that would be quite nice. Unfortunately, he's still alive and kicking, and he's taken his bitchcraft to my blog.

My comment on the Daily Disciple was as follows:

Kataron said...
Dear sweet Magus...

So many comments. I really don't have the attention span to read them all. So I'll just read a few and insult you some.

I can't believe the flame wars going on here, AND I WASN'T EVEN INVITED.

First off...Shut the fuck up, Daemoron. Stop continuing this fucking debate and let them do another goddamn post. It has been too damn long, and they've been too wrapped up with you and your stupidity to continue.

And before you say anything about me, know that I'm not a Christian, I don't believe, follow, or give a damn about the vast majority of their beliefs. But to be fair, I don't give a damn about the vast majority of what you believe either.

But I believe this post was about CONDOMS, not Christianity as a motherfucking whole. This post was not meant to spark a giant debate about everything related to God, it was meant to be about condoms.

Stop linking that to everything else and stay on topic, goddamn it.

Ahem.

Now, please, gentleman, feel free to ignore the moron and continue on with another post.

Oh, and don't bother trying to insult me and say that I'm insulting you because I can't think of any logical points with which to rebut you, keep in mind that your opinion just doesn't matter. From reading tidbits of your commentary, you don't seem to have all that much intelligence yourself, so keep your own goddamn mouth shut, you damn dirty hippy.

And now I hope I have added to the flame war, though you probably wouldn't admit that it's a flame war, choosing instead in your own stupidity to believe it a reasonable argument. Now let us bring the war to a close, and declare me the victor. Simply because I don't have the attention span to scroll through all of the bullshit that's been spouted here.

Go die.

Yours truly,Kataron (NATE!)

P.S. I apologize for the constant cursing. Completely necessary.

~~end~~~

I did this to shut the moron up because they couldn't move on with another post because of him.

His reply was such:

Daemonicus said...
"First off...Shut the fuck up, Daemoron. Stop continuing this fucking debate and let them do another goddamn post."

First off you little bitch, I wasn't continuing the debate.. I haven't been here in ages.

Second, who the fuck are you to come strolling in like you know the deal? The deal is this:

Fuck you.
And keep your bitchmade hands off the keyboard unless you gonna contribute anything useful.

You are so fuckin lucky you're behind a monitor too you fuckin nitwit, You'd gotten your fuckin tongue ripped out for all this shit you're spewing here.
Yeah, Im such a fuckin hippy, Im more of a nihilist, you idiot.

I APPROVE violence against dumb idiots like you, not the opposite.

Now shut the fuck up, you wanted to provoke me, you got it.
But it aint going to last, I have better things to do then get pissed at some miserable excuse of a person like you.

I have a life that I'd rather live; then spend all of it here talking tough shit behind a monitor like you.


And rather; Death can't be far away from YOU if you mouth off to people real life like this.
But we both know you don't even talk to strangers in real life so you'll probably live a while still.

Or rather waste your life a while still; waste it on a life of celebacy and bible-thumping.

Have a fun life bitch. :)
I know I have.


~~~end~~~

I'm not entirely certain he actually read my comment. The end of his speaks of a life of celebacy and bible-thumping. The hell? I am the least religious person I know, certainly not a 'bible-thumper'. I said that I wasn't Christian in the comment, I don't think he got it.

And to the first bit where he says that he hadn't been there in ages. Yeah, but when I did that post, your stupidity was a fresh stain on their blog, your irritating and insulting nature still preventing them from posting again.

And I came 'strolling in' because I was asked to by the two people that do that blog, because you were being too fucking stupid, hypocritical, and irritating. They didn't want a debate. Their blog is not a public forum for debating Christianity as a whole, their blog is a place where they can discuss their beliefs and their faith, and hopefully get some comments that were actually worthwhile. In case you hadn't noticed, yours were just full of stupid comments that continued a pointless debate that they didn't want.

He tells me to keep my 'bitchmade hands' off the keyboard unless I'm going to contribute something useful. Can anyone else here smell the reek of hypocrisy? I know I can! None of his comments have said anything useful from the get-go. They've just been argumentative and full of shit.

Personally, I think he should invest a little in a bit of grammar. It makes your remarks worth more, you know?

He approves of violence against 'dumb idiots' (redundancy!) like me. Not the opposite!

Good for you, you self-indulgent little shit.

I provoked him, but it won't last because he allegedly has better things to do. And you know what? I don't give a fuck. My comment was an effort to shut him the fuck up and help my friends. He's telling me to shut the fuck up when he can't seem to get the message that everybody else wants him to. I mean, Jesus. If you want to be a stupid little bitch and rant and swear and be stupid, do it on your own damn blog, don't go to somebody else's and start shit up there when you're not wanted. Seriously dude, that's fucking pathetic.

Then he talks about how death can't be far away from me, and then pretends that he knows me by making a comment along the lines of 'we both know you something something something'.

I would almost take that as a threat if it weren't coming from the fingers of an irritating little hypocrite douche-bag that goes where he isn't wanted.

And then he came to my blog and posted a comment insulting me.

It's about fucking time, I don't get nearly enough threatening and insulting messages on here. I can sleep better if I know I've offended somebody, you know?

If you want to 'contribute something' to anything, you little shit-stain, suicide would be your best bet. For once in your life, you might actually make somebody smile.

That's all for now. Let's see if he responds. I might get around to a regular post later, but it all depends on a bunch of things.

And I'll be starting to type up my ISP for Writer's Craft on here soon. It's due on the ninth, when we get back to school. Yikes!

Until next time,
Send all hatemail to: phate222@hotmail.com
~Kataron