Cannonball

Shwang!

Uhh...Yeah.

Right, run-down.

Before first...uhhh...I think I wandered. Coke. Yeah.

Then first, with the math and all that. Behrang has an interesting arrangement with the teacher, and I'm interested in seeing how long it lasts. He's actually quiet, now.

Then second...Ryan and Dave were off at Wonderland, so Jared and I did not have the option of hanging out with them in the caf. I felt like wandering, so I suggested that Jared find the other two people that dropped the course with him. I wandered a bit, and hung out in the library. But all the computers were in use, and the table I was at ended up being the gathering point for a bunch of foreign people and their teacher as they discussed a project or something. So I left. Wandered a bit. Bumped into Erika. Not literally, mind you. And I added to the KataBible.

Third, I kept investigating the mystery that is Swing. God I hate it. I'm currently going through some code I found on-line, trying to learn it from that. gaaaaaaaaaah.

Then lunch, where Jared wandered off and did his thang with some people. Whatever the fuck that means. I think he went for lunch or something. In fact, that is what he did. I don't even know how the word 'thang' worked it's way into that sentence. Sneaky bugger. So I wandered a bit, then kept adding to the KataBible. Continued that through last, as Kate was gone and I had no other source of entertainment. Why is it that all the people I hang out with during my spares weren't here today? BAH!

But I DID double the size of the KataBible. From six to twelve! YEAH! Look for the beginnings of it this weekend, as that's when I plan to start publishing them, a scene at a time. Each page being a scene long. Yes. So look forward to that!

My head hurts. I think it's from all the incredibly loud music today. Worth it.

Yeah. During last period, I played my music at max volume with my headphones sitting on my backpack, so I can hear it as well as passersby. My Ultra-Mix. At one point, a girl sat across the hall and was reading something, and I didn't wanna turn my music off...So I switched it to something more mellow for a while. Piano music, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, and Secret of Mana. Later on I switched it to other things, and she recognized the Commander Keen music! It was awesome.

Yeah...My brain is currently out of order, so I'm going to go sleep.

EXPECT TO SEE ME SUITED TOMORROW! Though I won't be right away, I'm actually changing at school. Jared's bringing them. It'll be sweet. I'll get the ladies.

Actually, that brings up another concern...There's a certain...Female-type...Yeah. You can probably guess how that goes. Feelings developing, can't seem to quash them. It's damn annoying. And no, to any female whom I suspect of reading this blog at this current point in time, it's NOT you. There are thirteen days of school remaining, and that much time left to make any action of any sort. If no action is made, I highly doubt any contact for the summer, unless some crazy circumstances cause it...Yeah. Maybe she'll be wooed by the suit tomorrow and just jump into my arms and make out with me. Hahahaha...No. But good thoughts...

Until next time,
No, that is NOT where that is supposed to go. No, not there either...Just...Sigh. Give it here, I'll do it. You bastard.
~Kataron

In Search Of Sunrise

w00t

Been re-accepted into Uplink Corp. I guess it doesn't hurt that I'm a higher rank than the founder ;)

...

......

...God damn it...

Apparently...And get this...The suits? They were sitting in the fucking post office on Friday. Yeah. The day of the prom. And we were unaware. They said that they TRIED to call, though we believe their is fault in that statement. Jared's dad was home all day, along with other people. A call, or multiple calls as should have been done if call A had failed, would have been heard and answered.

Interestingly, I'm not as pissed as I should be. I'm...Well, I'm downright mellow. Iiiiiiinteresting.

Well, I guess other events pleased me enough to allow me to overlook this...blasphemy.

Right, so in the morning today, I wandered around a bit, stopped by Erika's locker and saw prom pics on Kate's camera, then went to get Coke, then hung around with Luke and friends of Colleen for a while. 'twas fun.

Then Calculus. Umm...Yeah, I kinda forget what happened here. I remember an odd national anthem...Kinda scared me, but also made me dance.

Then second. Hanging around talking about shit. BOY, was I ever wired! I kept talking and talking and swearing and all that good stuff. It was fun.

Then programming...Yeah, didn't accomplish much here at all. Although I did learn that I do indeed need to create a JPanel before I use the ImageIcon. Yes. That was my breakthrough.

Then lunch, which I spent looking at pics again on Kate's camera, than hanging out with female-types in caf.

Then I decided that I needed to go buy new headphones. So I started leaving, then ran into Kate and Holly(or is it Hollie?) Spears, spoke with them for a bit, then Kate accompanied me to Zellers. Said something about taking me out to lunch tomorrow in a way of apologizing for me having to take care of her at the after-party. I assume this means I do not have to pay for food, and for that I am pleased. Then we went to Zellers, and after spending a while comparing two sets of headphones of the same price, I decided on the larger pair. Mind you, I was eight dollars short, but Kate helped with that and I shall pay her back accordingly. Damn fine headphones. Damn fine. Any of you that attend Ross SHALL see them in all their glory tomorrow. Soon I shall be taking steps at personalizing them. How, I have not yet decided. But they will be incredible.

Yes. Then I was home. Teen Titans was on early, which angered me, as I missed the beginning of the episode. Nobody fucks with my tv schedule. Perish, knaves!

Uhh...Probably some other stuff happened, then dinner, then a bit of tv, then I wandered around Rockwood with my newly acquired headphones. Enjoyable.

Came home, internetted, and was accepted into Uplink. Huzzah!

Yes. That brings us to now.

My parents managed to go to bed without me even noticing, as my headphones were on and the world around me was gone, replaced by the music.

Yes.

I am unsure of what else to comment about...I am tired. I think I shall just sleep or something. Or play some roms. Then sleep. Either way...

Until next time,
This cord is so long that I could strangle somebody with it, and still have mobility with my music.
~Kataron

You There, With The Hard On!

Yes, that IS a song! By Frank Zappa! Pete has pretty much ALL of his songs on his computer. Good stuff.

Yeah...So, I haven't posted all weekend. I've been gone for pretty much all of it.

But let's start with Friday, shall we? I think that's where we left off. Well, we left off at the end of Thursday, but that's practically Friday. Anyways, yeah.

First thing I did was buy Coke. Two cases. Although I ended up giving away a bunch of it. I just can't say no to females. Sigh. Wandered with Jared, went to Calculus. Then Jared and I headed out and went to his mom's, where we watched the series finale of Star Trek: Enterprise. Pretty damn sweet. Then we kept trying to figure out our suit situation, as they didn't come in. *shakes fist*

Chad couldn't find his, so we wore Jared's pinstripe jackets. He had to wear his old one 'cause his old one didn't fit me. Yeah. I wore his newer one. On our way to school to catch the bus there, we realized that we forgot our invitations, and had to run back. Then run there, as we were running late. We figured that the bus would be leaving when they said it would be, at 4:30. It ended up leaving at quarter to five. But yeah, we got on, we hung out, the bus ride was fun. Then we got there, and everybody was so dressed up. And the ladies! Oh, the ladies! The ladies were HAWT. In the dresses and the sexiness and all that good stuff.

Then we had the dinnerness, before the dancing began. We were at a table with a bunch of people we didn't know. Which kinda sucked at the beginning, but they were actually kinda cool. And most of them were attractive female-types, so that was good.

The food was actually pretty good. First we got bread. I like bread. Then we got pasta, which was pretty good. I likes pasta. Then chicken. Oh, the chicken was so good...Then there was also salad, but that was greenish, so I avoided it. Then dessert, which I ate part of and gave the rest to Jared.

Then the dancing commenced. I disliked the fact that for most of the songs, the DJ only played parts of them before moving on.

There's a major difference in the way that males and females dance. It's much easier for females. You see, folks, females have their female-parts. All they need to do to dance is gyrate their lady-parts. That's all they need to do. We have to do other things. Things I don't know of. Whenever I tried to dance in any way, it BECAME DDR dancing. I did DDR dancing so much...And people actually enjoyed it. It was awesome. I didn't think it would be such a hit. People were joining in all the time, and Scott Cooper dragged me up to the front during Thunderstruck, by AC/DC, and had me DDR for his friends, who then joined in. Right after that song, I was really goddamn tired and paining in the ankles, so I collapsed near the back of the dancing area and rested for a bit. I'm not used to effort of any sort.

Yeah. Jared didn't really dance, though. Though Nicky tried to get him to dance a lot. She seemed intent that all her friends dance. Yeah.

There was probably some other stuff that happened there that I should mention, but fuck you. That was ages ago and I've gone through so much since then. But I'm getting to that.

Right, so after that, we took the bus back to Ross. Then Jared and I wandered towards where we were told to meet people and get cab. But then Scott Cooper and a bunch of girls were going the other way, and informed us that the cops were there. So we got a ride with them in the bed of Scott's truck. It was awesome! But very very cold.

When we got there, we had to wait for Nicky to put her booze into a plastic bottle, 'cause they didn't want any glass in there. Yep. So we waited a bit, then went in, and there were a bunch of drunk people. There was already one girl that had passed out. I brought a six-pack of Coke, and some guy offered me twenty bucks for it. SCORE! That's five times what I paid for it. So I had extra money for more Coke. Jared and I were intending to go back to his dad's place at some point, and we were going to make a late night 7/11 run, but that never happened...I shall explain the circumstances shortly.

So we hung around, watched people get drunk. Neither Jared nor myself drank, though some people tried to get us to drink. Kate was drinking, which was amusing. Well, it was amusing for about two beers. Then when we found her later, she couldn't really stand. Which brings us to the latter part of the evening...We got there, I think, around 1:30. Hung around for about two hours. Then it was about 3:30. At this point, Jared and I were mostly assisting Nicky and Kate. Jared was looking after Nicky, and I was looking after Kate, for they had reached the point that they fell down a lot.

Random Rememberance: I think some guy might have been getting a blowjob out behind the house it was at. Just sitting out there, everybody could see. But it was dark. I recall seeing a head moving down there, though it could technically have been resting on his lap. But I think she was giving him a blowjob and it was creepy.

Anyways, at this point we were looking out for them. This got damn annoying after a while, because Kate kept trying to find more booze, and her date showed up about every half-hour, for a few minutes at a time. So I was mostly propping her up and trying to stop her from drinking more. This went on for quite a while. Then at some point, Ian Williams decided that he'd come over and start being stupid. Kate yelled at him for something, then he said he was just over to offer her beer, and she got very pleasant. Kept trying to reach for it, and we kept stopping her. This annoyed Ian, who kept trying to give her beer, though she could BARELY stand under her own power. Eventually we just got really pissed and started yelling at him. Oh, and right before this, we were deciding what to do with Kate. Her friend Karen and her boyfriend (Karen's, that is to say) were going to take her, but apparently they...didn't? I found out about this after I left. But yeah, that's what I figured was happening with Kate. Otherwise I wouldn't have left, I would have stayed and kept looking after her. But at this point, after I yelled at Ian, he was apparently going to kick my ass. Not that I'm scared of him. I probably should have been, but I really wasn't. I wanted to kick his ass. I know I would have failed, but I still like to think that I could have. But it doesn't matter, because Nicky got rid of him. Used her feminine charms, and got him to go get her another beer, saying she wanted a blue cup. Then she quickly ushered me out of the tent, so that he wouldn't see me again. At this point, a few of us got together, and Nicky ordered a cab. I assumed Kate would be in good hands. Was wrong in the end, which pisses me off, but it was five thirty in the morning, so I was tired and all that. We had the cab drive us to the Tim Horton's across from Ross, and hung out there for a while. Nicky's dad is a cabbie, so we put the fare on his account or something, and didn't have to pay. Which was cool.

So we hung around there for a while. There were also two others with us, Sam and...I think his name's Robert, but I'm REALLY not sure. Sam got a ride for her and Robert(?). That left Nicky, Jared, and myself hanging out at Tim Horton's. For about two hours, maybe two and a half. It was actually pretty fun. But we were all tired, so the conversation was odd. Then around eight, Nicky called her dad, and we got a ride with her back to Jared's dad's house, where we parted ways (parted ways with Nicky, that is to say) after a long and entertaining night. I immediately called my mom and asked her to pick me up, and she had apparently just awoken. Good timing. So I got a ride, we explained to Jared's dad why we hadn't come back, and then I went home. At this point, I slept from about 9 to about 3. This was MUCH needed. When I got up, I internetted a bit, got food, and went over to Mitch's.

On the way there, Ben passed by in his car, yelled at me, and pulled over. He then drove me the rest of the way, and I helped him find the house. We got in there, and then at that point, it was just Mitch, Ron, Ben, and myself. I showed Ben the Leeroy video. Goddamn fucking hilarious.

LEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEENKINS!

:)

It was kinda lame for a bit, then others showed up. Kevin, Pete, Heather, and Griff (also known as Andrew, but I was first introduced to him as Griff, so yeah). At this point, we had to go pick up Beth. And booze. Beth and booze. First we got Beth, who had a dance recital. Once we had her, we went to a very large LCBO. There was also a Shopper's right next to it. So then we went there, got Coke, snackage, and Beth and I got some ice cream. Two for the price of one! SWEETNESS! Then we eventually got back to Mitch's, but it was a very fun road trip. But then again, anything with Pete is fun. Goddamn hilarious guy.

When we got back, there was more gaming going on, and it was grand. I just kinda watched, as I didn't have a compy, but it was still fucking awesome.

Then Andy showed up. He's European. And he's 'bath-house gay'. That means he'll have sex with guys, but casually, so it's not like he's totally gay. It's just 'hey, an ass! I'll stick my dick in it!' and he doesn't care the gender of the ass. Mind you, that's just an educated guess. I don't technically have proof of his bath-house gayness. He brought two guys with him, and I assume that later on in the night when they disappeared, they were fucking.

Yes.

After Griff left, I conquered his seat. There had been no chairs left, so I had to grab his as soon as he left. Which was grand, because it was in the little area with Beth's laptop, Pete's compy, and Heather's compy. Fun stuff. More gaming and other generic activities. Beth destroyed what was left of my masculinity by defeating me in a game of air hockey. Really bad, too...I was like, five or six points behind.

Quite later on in the night, people decided to start looking at porn. Pete was sent a hilarious video. The guy game up to this chick, and after a bit of talking, he said (I THINK I got the first bit right):

My faith is my own, but the rest of me is all yours.

And then they fucked. But by the Gods, it was horrible. When the woman was going down on him, she was gagging. Most disgusting noise I've ever heard. I gagged myself after hearing it. And at some point, they broke the bed. Then we decided we'd watch the movie again. But with a higher speed. So we raised that, and all the talking sounded like squirrels. It was fucking hilarious.

Then probably some other stuff happened, then I tried to sleep on one of the chairs in the other room. Slept on and off for the next few hours, and got up around 11:30. I think I'd been in the chair for four or five hours...But I didn't sleep that long. I found it quite difficult to actually sleep. It was annoying. But I slept on and off for that time, then got up and hung out some more. Watched some goddamn hilarious music videos off of Pete's computer.

Then people started leaving, and after a while it was left with Mitch, Heather, Pete, Beth, and myself. We had some...Interesting conversation. The topics ranged from hemp to kiddie porn.

Then they had to leave, so I walked home. Grand time.

Once I got home, I played FF7 and watched movies on TV for the rest of the day.

Goddamn, Frank Zappa is awesome. Pete has pretty much all of his music on his compy, and I found his official website, and there's a radio channel dealy on it. Go there. Listen. Love.

Anyways, that's my weekend! Well, the short version of my weekend. But it's sleep time for me now. Hopefully school with yield interesting rants.

Until next time,
Umm...Yeah, Doctor? Could you NOT stick that up my ass? Put me out and cut me open or something, but I didn't come here for anal penetration. Nothing is to penetrate this anus. So grab the knife. And keep it out of my anus.
~Kataron

Mark Of The Traitor

Cheeseburger is a fantastic word.

Right. Run-down.

Wandered before first, got more Coke, drank a bunch of that syrup. Got REALLY wired.

Had a Calculus test which I completely fucked up.

Second was as second is.

Third, worked more on Final Project. Fucking swing.

Fourth, I bought a cake, wandered around, ate cake, hung out with James, and eventually ended up hanging out with Kate and Jared. Then Mitch found us, bell rang, went to locker.

Etc.

I'm pissed off right now. Because the suits are STILL not in. And apparently Jared's dad got an email from the people on Ebay. Mind you, he got this email a week ago today. Didn't read it 'til today, though. Because it was signed up with an email account that's never checked. Fucking brilliant move there. The email was something about an additional nine dollars that needed to be paid. Not sure if they would ship without it, so it may not even have left yet. So yeah. There's a slim chance that they could have sent them. And that they'll be in tomorrow. But I'm not holding my breath. And as it stands now, I have no suit. Jared's going to talk to his brother about me borrowing his suit, because apparently he has a green one.

But one of the main reasons that I do not have a suit is because of my parents. Because they held up this process for days, asking me STUPID fucking questions, about what if the suit won't fit, what if I don't like it, blah blah fucking blah. It's sold by a business on Ebay, it has ALL the sizes listed there. And what the fuck? What if I don't LIKE it? What kind of stupid fucking quesiton is that?! If I didn't like it, I wouldn't be fucking ordering it, would I?! NO! They also apparently felt uncomfortable with Jared paying for it, even temporarily. So because of that, we couldn't order the suits when we needed to. Jared had to go ahead and order them without my parents agreeing, or there wouldn't even be the slim chance that there currently is of it arriving tomorrow.

I could have had the perfect suit for me. Red, double-breasted jacked, red pants, red hat. It would have been sweet. But now there's a very good chance that I'm going to have to borrow Jared's brother's suit.

And as the cherry on top of the perfect evening, Uplink Corp rejected my application to join, though I was in it last round. Yep. Both Ryan and Dave are back in there. But prophile rejected my application again. He was the one that rejected it last time, in the end, I was accepted by somebody else.

Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Until next time,
Woe.
~Kataron

A Great Success

YES! YES! GOD YES! YEAH!

Cypher's finally back up and running. My life has meaning once again. I'm CURRENTLY rank 21, but that's gonna change real soon. It's not totally based on points now, I think. Levels are going to play a larger role in determining rank. FUCK YOU, NEO.

Speaking of Neo...I noticed that the new compy that you start out with is called a NeoTech. Last time it was a Yehrite or something like that. Also a player. I'm guessing winner of the round gets the base compy named after them. Pretty cool.

Tried to rejoin Uplink, but they've reached their current limit, 'til they upgrade. Was considering starting my own with Ryan and Dave, but Ryan's already rejoined Uplink, so...Yeah.

Oh, just fell to rank 24. Oh well. It's gonna be really up and down for the first while, then it should settle out.

Right...Anyways, run-down. Wandered before first. Hung out with Eric a bit. Then Calculus, review period, so I did homework and finished Scene 5 in the KataBible.

Second was second. With out generic ramblings, laughing, and me pointing at my crotch. Oh, and punching the Buddhist. He doesn't fight back. It's fun. All that good old stuff...You'll probably see a lot of it during the pilot episode of the reality show. Yeah. If you watch it, that is. If you don't, you're not cool.

Third, worked more on Final Project. STILL learning Swing. Yargh. But I did join the Sun forums, where I can get all the help I need about Swing. They have an entire forum section dedicated to it. :)

Then a meeting for people attending prom/formal/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit, which wasn't all that interesting. Somewhat funny, though. Then I hung out in the quad with people. 'twas fun. Then the bell rang, people went to classes, and I found Kate. We went over to Pizza Pizza, then wandered around for a bit. She was feeling somewhat ill. Yeah...Pizza Pizza, then Shopper's, then Food Basics, then a nearby park for a while. Then we came back.

I then found Jared, hung around locker for a while, then hung out with Eric 'til the bus got there, 'cause Jared was at the comic book club.

Then I was home. Teen Titans. FF7. Cleared the Shinra Tower. Managed to steal three Carbon Bangles and a Hardedge. Fuck yeah, bitches. The bangles were FAR better armour than I had at the time. Like...Plus ten defense to what I had. And I think a couple magic defense. And the Hardedge is just a sweet sword. Then CSI...Then Lost. Season finaleeeeeeee. But with less e's.

God fuck it, I hate them. Last episodes in the season, and they usually wrap up absolutely jack fucking shit. They just bring about new mysteries. BAH! I know, I know, they want people to come back and watch the next season...But they're just pissing me off until it starts. Bastards will get what's coming to them.

Oh my. They've got a new show coming out. Stars dancing with people that are dance experts or some shit like that. And it's all live. Oh fucking boy. I can't wait to watch me THAT show.

But aside from shitty television, I had another topic I wanted to discuss on here. Something that's given me trouble for quite a while now. Acquaintances. I don't LIKE being an acquaintance with somebody. I hate that. I had that term, I had how it works. I'd like to either be FRIENDS with somebody, or ENEMIES with them. No in between. Being just an acquaintance raises damnably annoying social situations. One in particular really bothers me. When walking by an acquaintance in the hall, what do you do? Do you know them well enough to greet them? Would they notice? Would they dignify you with a response? It all bugs the crap out of me. Whenever I approach somebody I'm just an acquaintance with, I try to busy myself with something else, so I don't have to greet them. That way it doesn't look like I'm being rude in doing so, and it wouldn't be rude with not responding to a greeting. 'cause I usually have my headphones on with music playing at full volume. But it really, really bugs me. I am not good in pretty much any social situation. I don't know what to say. I say stupid things, make an ass of myself. So I try to avoid social situations whenever possible. It's a system that works well enough. But I have never been able to master social situations involving acquaintances, they've troubled me more-so than others.

Yes. So if you're an acquaintance of mine, work it out whether you're my friend or my enemy, and let me know.

Urgh...Yeah, they've got the Alias finaleeeeeeeee on tonight, too. SPOILERS AHEAD. God, in the first ten minutes, they've tapped into one of the oldest television plot cliches that I can think of. I mean, honestly. You're gonna have a virus turning people into zombies? How many fucking times has THAT been done? Gaaaaaaah that pisses me off. In a fucking subway?! How many times have I seen that fucking scene?! The lone person running from a pack of zombies, only to be caught and eaten. They always have to travel in small tunnels underground. Wouldn't be cliche enough if they didn't. All this episode is missing to make me cry is shotguns. God I hope I don't see them shooting zombies with shotguns later. I will cry. Then later you've got the face-off with the zombie that used to be somebody the main character knows! Every fucking time. God, I expected something a bit better from this season finale. I'm very disappointed. I wouldn't watch this fucking episode if somebody tied me to a chair and forced me to. I'm only seeing parts of it from my computer so that I may better mock it.

So yeah. That's lame. And fuck you everybody that disagrees. I shall kill you all in your sleep. For you have clearly not been attacked by as many swarms of zombies created by a disease, in a dark tunnel somewhere underground, as I have. This episode has basically been the plot of some of the zombie movies I've seen in the past. Bah.

Spoiler warning ended.

Yeah. And god dammit, some people just keep pissing me off.

And also...I'm pissing me off. I've begun to develop feelings for somebody, and am trying to quash them, destroy them. No, it's not whoever you're thinking it might be. And no, I won't tell you. You can all go fuck yourselves. I shall continue attempting to destroy my feelings for this female, and you shall not try to determine who it is. For I shall not tell you.

Muahahahaha.

Anyways...I've lost interest in this post.

Until next time,
Dude...Your kid's gone.
~Kataron

Open Up

I don't care what the history books say!

Ummm....I was gonna follow that up with something implying that I had a major role in a major historical event, but I'm drawing a blank...So I'll let you fill that in yourself. Yeah...

Let's see, I suppose I must start with the daily run-down.

Before school, wandering. More Coke. People were asking for some, so I challenged one to Rock Paper Scissors, and she totally lost so I left. Then I beat Beth at the aforementioned game, and she didn't get a Coke. Then some other stuff probably happened. Went to Calculus a few minutes earlier than usual.

Yeah...In Calculus, I learned that Jared was sick. And as I am OH-SO-PREDICTABLE, I offered him a can of Coke, as that is my cure-all. Then we learned about something...I'm not entirely sure what it was. Base...something with that word in it. Yes.

Then second! SECOND! YES! It was decided here that I should clearly have my own reality tv show! I figure if people will read my blog, they'll watch my tv show. Plus, the show would be up to eight times more hilarious! So we're doing that. We're gonna make a pilot episode, show it to people, and if that goes over well, I'll send it to such places as Fox, MTV, and/or Much Music, as they seem to enjoy reality shows. That way I can say 'Yeah...I pitched my reality show to Fox'. Eh? EH?! Fuckin' awesome! I've already found thirty people willing to watch the pilot, including cameramen. Although I'm thinking we should probably try to film this in the near-future...As I have a VERY short attention span. I mean...My projects over the semester that I've started and given up have included the Creepy Man's Journal, the War Against The Undead, and a variety of things that I don't care to mention on here. So it must be done before I lose interest in the matter!

Shalom! Whatever that means...

Then there was programming. I downloaded a java game off of a site, and was checking out some of the code there...But it was like...1221 files, so I said 'Fuck it', and started reading from books about Swing. Yep.

Then lunch came. Umm...As I recall, we went to the caf and hung out with females, then lunch ended and I found myself in the midst of a group of people including James, Klooster, Devon, Scott, and Kate. Various conversation was had, sexual remarks were made, and eventually some people left and I got bored and started wandering. Ran into Natty, and he and I made passionate love. And by that I mean we wandered around, found Kate, and went to Food Basics, where we bought donuts, chips, and a chocolate bar. I wasn't gonna buy them a chocolate bar, but that Natty's a persuasive kid.

Then I ended up back at school, and at my locker, wherein I conquered France. No, wait...That hasn't happened yet. I think I just sorta hung around for a bit. Then left.

Then I was home. Watched Teen Titans, then started playing FF7. Damn fine game. I started playing again the other day, but didn't care enough to comment on here about it. I mostly play between tv shows and commercials and the like, as I've been over everything in the beginning at least eight billion times. I'll start paying more attention come...Let's see...Once I finish of Jenova Death. And that's not for QUITE some time. So I'm just going through the motions now. I can do it all out of memory, find all the items, I know all the bosses' weaknesses. It's like taking candy from a baby. But more...Taking candy from a fat man, and he tries to run away but you have a motorcycle and a giant sword. Yeah...Now THAT's an analogy! Am I right?! Of course I am!

Then dinner...CSI...CSI...Then I was GONNA go downstairs and claim my rightful place on the compy, but remembered that House was on. And as that is a damn fine piece of entertainment, I watched it. Yeah...Were I in his shoes...And to change it around slightly, the ex would be Eva, the sick person Bob, and I would be a sexy sexy doctor with a bad leg. Yes...Anyways, I would inject his heart with pure DEATH. But then again, she cheated on me. House's ex-female didn't cheat on HIM. Just...Screwed him over in a figurative sense. I'd probably whap her a lot if I was in his shoes. With his cane. Yeah...She's say something and I'd go WHAP! Yep. That sounds like something I'd do.

Then I was on-line. Still am. Cypher's not, though. BAH!

Yes...Ah, I have a new page for topics for blog rants in my notebook. I call it 'I'm Blogging This'.

I only have two things written in there...

'pelvic thrusting'
and
'reality tv'

I assume the lot of you have heard of that new reality tv show with Britney Pepsiendorsingwhore...I mean..Spears, correct? Well, I don't care if you've heard of it or not. She's got a reality show about her and her boytoy. Err...Husband. Whatever they're calling each other. Yeah. I figure if that whore can have her own reality show, THEN BY THE GODS, SO CAN I! And mine would be far more entertaining. The only thing hers would have that mine wouldn't (so much) is breasts. That's all she and her show have got going for her. I'm surprised she's still making music and all that. She just lip-synches all her concerts, doesn't she? Yeah. Yeah she does. She's a dirty fucking whore, and I don't see why anybody should give a damn about her anymore. Her music sucks raw ass. In fact, I could make better music by farting. She just shakes her tits and people pay attention. I mentioned before her little trip to the hospital that I didn't understand was any of our business. But she WANTS it to be. She WANTS us to care, she wants us to pay attention. Yeah...I'll pay attention when she goes into porn. THEN I'll pay attention to her. And not until. At least, not in a mocking sense. Yes.

That's one of the reasons I decided that I needed a reality show, too.

I already have a few ideas for mine. It's just going to be a day in the life of me. My zany wired antics. I also figure I should hit a clown in the face with a shovel. Goddamn clowns. Somebody suggested one of those cheesy video confessional things. Somebody also suggested that I vote people off the show :p I just go up to them, tell them that they're voted off the show, and then cut them out of the rest of the episode. Muahahahaha.

And...Formal/Prom/Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit is at the end of the week. I know I've mentioned this a few times. I just hope that the Ebay things are in by then...God, I hope they are. Jared and I decided today that we're only going to school for Calculus on Friday. Programming can be made up at home on computer's, but Calculus needs to teach a new lesson. Start of a new unit, if I'm not mistaken...Let's see, tomorrow review day, Thursday test, yeah. That'd be the start of the next units. Derivatives of logarithmic functions. Derivalogs, as I decided today to name them. So we'll be going for that, then wandering off. You know, Calculus is the only class I've never skipped, and I'm still failing. Maybe it would help if I did homework...But that takes effort. I sometimes open my notebook to DO homework, but then I'm easily distracted. But that's okay. Because I'm chronically good-looking! Don't have an ego at all!

FUCK YOU, AGE OF WONDERS. Fucking game. I want to play it. I want to play it so bad...But my disc drive, she does not open! She is not putting out! I was going to call it a whore, but it seemed to be quite the opposite in this case...Bah.

The KataBible is coming along well. I want to work out a regular schedule for writing, so I can go for a while on here and put up a page each night, and keep going for...A week or so. Page five so far. Yeah. Just created water. Deeply regretting it. Actually...If I'm not mistaken, right now, where I am in the KataBible, Kataron is hurtling towards the ground after jumping off a mountain, and is wondering what will happen if and when he hits the ground. Yeah. Created water, so I guess...plants are next. I think I'll start with a shrub. 'cause I love saying that word. SHRUB! Say it with me! SHRUB! Fine. Don't. Fuck you guys.

Owwwwwwwwww. My thumb fucking hurts. I'm guessing it's the finger-snapping injury come back to haunt me. The area where that happened seems more red now...Hurts when I touch it...So needless to say, I poke it often. Why do we do that? When we know something will hurt, why do we do it? Well, I do it because I enjoy it. It's a different sensation.

Yep. Is there anything else that I need to mention? Uhh...Probably.

ooooo. LAN at Mitch's this weekend. Beth might come to this one. We can hang out and not have computers, and watch other people play on them. Though I usually just hang with Pete and Slippery :p Like last time, when we got really bored late at night when everybody else had gone to bed...We downloaded porn and rated it. Good times...Though Pete insisted that we download midget porn. It was creepy as hell. People that small should just NOT reproduce. I, of course, suggested the plaid skirt thing. But those videos are never centered enough on the skirt...Well, 'cept when they're fucking with the skirt on for the WHOLE video and....Oh right. I have a lot of Christian readers who are probably feeling disgusted and uncomfortable right now. I'll stop.

I was considering watching Nick of Time again tonight...but then didn't. FF7, CSI, and House were enough for me.

You know, I think I hate all races that are short than me. Gnome, Dwarf, Goblin...Everybody that's shorter than me, I dislike. Not that I like the talls ones! Fucking Elves.

Goddamn pointy-eared fuckers. Cocky bastards! They think they're so smart. They think they're so goddamn wise. They think they know everything, and that we're inferior to them! I wouldn't hate them so much if they weren't so fucking arrogant. But they are. And I hate them. Half-Elves are tolerable, I guess...Unless they're Half-Elf, Half-Dwarf. THAT is a sin against nature. Though the only way an Elf would have sex with a Dwarf would be if the Dwarf raped them. And those hairy drunks are strong, they might be able to.

Anyways...It's that time again. You all know what that means! Yes, the drugs are kicking in.

I must partake of the sleepage.

Well, after just a couple more things I got from PVP. NewsRadio is on DVD! WOOOOOO! I fucking LOVED that show! :)

Also...Oh, Leeroy.

This makes a lot more sense if you know of WoW...But you can probably get a larf out of it...I think it's bloody hilarious. Goddamn it, Leeroy.

Until next time,
At least I have chicken.
~Kataron

Fortress Of The Condor

The weekend is over...Woe!

But I had a freakin' great one. Today, I was up by 9:30. That's FUCKING EARLY for me on a day when I don't have to be up. I played video games and cleaned up the house a bit. After a while, my parents got back. Then more video games, Star Trek, had a bath...More video games...CSI...Then on-lineness.

Cypher still doesn't seem to be up...Oh my. I was writing a post...Yes...Sorry.

I was SCOUTING FOR WHORES. Yeah...Other game. About pimps. It's funny. But it's not Cypher. But it is amusing. Amusing in a funny way. Har har har.

But I'm out of pimping turns there, so my attention has been turned back here.

Yeah...Nothing really happened to me today, so there isn't much to talk about.

Although I DID decide at some point today that I am the 'Lord of Taxidermy'. Yep. No reason. At all.

So...Formal/Prom/Whateverthefuckyouwantocallit is at the end of the week...And I must admit, this worries me slightly.

But on a lighter note, I have located my RED Sharpie! Huzzah!

I...Wired...AM.

Huzzah!

Everybody dance! Dance I say!

And with that, I sleep.

Until next time,
The Lord of Taxidermy demands prostitutes! And...Chicken! ...Fried, preferably! The Chicken, that is to say! Fried! Fried Chicken!
~Kataron

Da Funk

I am the omnipotent ruler of the chickenverse!

Yeah...Not gonna bother trying to explain that.

So yeah...Woke up 'round ten-ish today. Then played video games for a while. And at some point, I could not decide on lunch. So I went to the video store, with the intention of also going to the grocery store, but then the sun burned and I wanted to be back here in the dark. One of the girls at the video store now remembers my phone number, so I don't have to say it anymore. Funny thing is, she's usually not the one working when I'm getting a movie/game.

Then I was back home. Oh, rented Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, btw. I enjoyed it. Bought another 2L of Coke...Then I went down to the video place again. Whenever my parents go away, it's tradition to rent a Johnny Depp movie. Well...I've done it twice, anyways. That makes it a tradition, god dammit. Usually Jared's here though, but he was at his whatever with whoever. Rented Nick of Time. Good movie. And I STILL have over ten dollars left that I will most likely blow before my parents get back tomorrow afternoon.

And the best part of today is that I've barely worn pants all day! HUZZAH! Nobody came over, and I only went outside thrice. Video, Coke, Video. The rest of the time, no pants were needed. But I should probably sleep soon...I want to get as much video-gaming in as possible before my 'rents get back tomorrow. I COULD stay up all night, but fuck that. Then I'd get to be up all night, but it would stop being enjoyable after a while, and I'd be far too groggy to properly defend myself in case of ninja attacks. And you better believe they'll attack! They ALWAYS do.

So yeah. My entire day today consisted of drinking Coke, playing video games, eating junk food, and watching movies. I watched like...four or five today. Lemony Snicket, Nick of Time, The Transporter, The Italian Job, and maybe another one that I've forgotten. Part-watching The Mummy Returns right now.

I was planning on learning ALL about Swing this weekend, but then my parents just had to go and leave me home alone for the weekend...How the fuck am I supposed to work on school stuff when I can walk around my house in no pants, play video games on the big tv, and talk to myself?!

Yeah...I've been talking to myself ALL day. Sometimes I talk to myself about talking to myself. It's very odd. I wonder what the people that bugged my house are thinking...And oh yes. There are people. They're plotting against me.

Oh no! They've broken through my perimeter! I'm gonna go grab something heavy and start swinging. If I'm still alive tomorrow, then...etc.

Until next time,
Fuck you. We're not going to kill and eat our national animal. The wombat is a majestic creature!
~Kataron

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Work it,
Make it,
Do it,
Makes us,

Good times...Yeah. I don't really have the attention span for a post right now. So I'll make this brief. Woke up slightly before noon, and dad said that everybody else was going away for the weekend. Yadayadayada they left, dad gave me extra money, and I called Rick.

Turns out, Derek was being a complete jackass to him, yelling and stuff. So he came over to my place. Etc, things got better, Derek went to the hospital to check on Rick's mom, and Rick and I hung out there for a bit.

Rented more stuff, came home, played video games.

I TRIED to cook chicken, but I could never seem to get it entirely cooked through...Even though I had it on a higher temperature (progressively higher as I got progressively less patient), and it was on WAY longer than the package said. So I said 'Fuck it', and ordered something pizza-y. Then I watched Team America. Funny movie.

Yeah. I'd say the best thing about being home alone is the fact that I don't need to wear pants. I'm not wearing pants now, and I haven't worn them in hours. Life is good. Plus I have four litres of Coke across the room and another thirty dollars that I can spend 'fore my parents get back Monday afternoon. The only person I hung with today was Rick, so the earlier post didn't really do anything. There's still tomorrow, but meh.

I would seriously love to go to school one day without pants. Then when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants, I calmly explain to them that I'm not a high enough level to wear my pants. Yep.

Tomorrow, more video games, and I'm going to cook Fish and Chips! And that I know I can cook! And somewhat well! Yay!

I'm posting this during the second Justice League that's on tonight. I love these back-to-back JL evenings. Ah...Second's a rerun, though. I hadn't seen the first one. But I must admit, I was hoping for the episode following last night's, with Captain Atom and Superman...But oh well.

Anyways, I figure I should probably sleep or something. So I can get up and be alert and stuff tomorrow and play lots of video games and drink lots of Coke and not wear pants for as long as possible. Hrm...Should I sleep in my bed, or down here? I'm thinking my bed...The iguana's cage-dealy is in this room, and his red light is busted...Meaning he's got the bright normal ones on 24/7.

Sleep time is now!

Until next time,
You have balls. I like that. I like balls. (Quote from Team America. I'm NOT gay.)
~Kataron

Important Notice:

Parents are leaving for the weekend.

No parties, but if anybody wants to hang out before they get back sometime Monday afternoon, give me a ring. If you don't know my number, it's

856-4935

But I might not answer if it's an unknown name unknown number. If you TRY to call and I don't pick up, I'm probably there 'cause I'm not going anywhere unless it's over to Rick's, then post a comment on here with the time you called, and I'll check it with my phone records.

Anyways, gimme a ring if you're interested in coming over for Video Games and Coke. There will be NO alcohol, though. I'm lookin' at you, James.

And don't bother calling if I HATE YOU. If you don't know whether or not I hate you, look at this list!

I probably hate you if...

1. I don't bother talking to you in the halls when I walk by.
2. Don't ever greet you.
3. Don't talk to you on MSN, 'cause that probably means I've blocked and deleted you. (that's only if I've deleted or blocked and deleted people...I'm not always the most social person on MSN)
4. If I've ever burned an effigy in your image.

If most of these things apply to you, then I probably hate you! Yay! Number three is the weakest though, 'cause I don't usually talk to people unless etc.

So yeah...All in all, if you're free this weekend, want to hang out for a video game and Coke time, with no alcohol and no drugs that aren't caffeine, gimme a ring. But you gotta arrange your own ride if you're one of them Guelph people.

I'll post later telling you how useless this post was and that nobody called. ^_^

Until next time, (that being tonight)
The rolling stone gathers no moss. But if it's big enough, it can crush stuff.
~Kataron

Hunter's Chance

Me again.

Got bored of tv after Justice League. Damn fine episode! Followed the conspiracy nut as he stumbled upon the largest conspiracy of them all...Madness! And at the end, Captain Atom coming out...I can't WAIT to see the next episode! Superman and Captain Atom going at it?! FUCK YEAH! But it's kind of like the Marvel Vs. Superman bit they did last time...But oh well, I've always loved Atom. He's so cool. I'm surprised that he picked the government over JL...But then again, not THAT surprised...He is big on the patriotism. Let's hope Superman can smack some sense into his atomic ass.

Ah, yes! I just remembered something else that requires rantation.

As of this morning, at the prom/formal/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit, I was sitting with Jared, James, Scott (urgh), Leslie, and probably some other people I know. Then they switched stuff around. I recall that they said they WOULDN'T be switching stuff around. Now I'm at a table with Jared and six other people that I don't know. Fucking great. Bullshit is what it is. They'll rue the day they crossed Kataron!

And so on.

Cypher's ended...Sigh. I am going to miss this round. But I am quite glad that it's starting up again on Monday. And with no school on Monday, victoly shall be mine!

Most people seem to be gone this weekend...Eric and Jared are at some sort of religious dealy, Rick's at his dad's (or so I assume, as he wasn't at youth group) or...is he? He was there last weekend, wasn't he? Oh right, he said he'd be visiting his mom in the hospital. So I guess he'll be around. Kinda. Sure. I was going somewhere with this...But the moment, she is lost!

Yep. I'm nice and wired again. So wired that I feel like dancing! But can't...

I'm pondering about the whole next-gen console thing.

The Xbox 360 will be released first. There's a set price already, I think it's around...$250, but I'm just trying to remember and am too lazy to find out. The PS3 will be coming out later, MISSING the big Christmas thing, which probably won't do good for sales. Their main competition being the only real choice for Christmas presents...Not good.

There was some sort of study with fancy graphs and shit, and apparently three out of four of the studies or whatever said that the 360 is better. I say fuck you, MicroSoft. Like Hell I'm going to just blindly give in to any studies that you fucking pay for. Fuck you.

The price right now for the whole PS3 dealy will probably be about $400....But that's a lot more expensive, and the 360 is gonna be cheaper. Whatever the quality, people like cheap things. And those fuckers at MS decided that they'd release Halo fucking 3 the day of the PS3 release...Sigh. Brilliant marketing strategy, but I'm completely rooting for Sony here. I love Sony.

Wow...Our society sucks. I just saw a commercial for the new season of The Real Gilligan's Island, and it was two well-endowed women wrestling each other in a bunch of pies, then having water poured over their bodies. This is what our society has become...I'd love to see somebody from the distant past come here. Somebody that isn't used to this, from a much more modest time. They'd probably have a heart attack and die. That would be HILARIOUS.

I'm not even sure what Nintendo's doing...They had a press conference, but didn't release all that many details. So we can only speculate...All I know is that if they're doing the new Zelda game on the Cube, I can't wait to see what they'll be doing on the Revolution.

Yep!

Here is a list of words I enjoy:

Wombat
Breasts
Hookers
Tapioca
Pin Cushion (Fuck you, I know it's two words.)
and so on.

Yes. I think I'm going to go to bed and stare at my ceiling for a while and make a feeble attempt at sleep.

Until next time,
When I rule, things will change...
~Kataron

Sweet Surrender

Howdy.

Right, let's start if all off with a run-down of my day, SHALL WE?!

Before class...Wandered...Got a 12-pack of Coke...kicked Scott...

Then Calculus, in which we kept learning...stuff. Mr. Yanchus came in with his class, and they all said that this was the last time we'd get first with Save The Future. Yeah, we'll see about that, bitches. It's ON. Biyatches.

Then break...I kinda forget what happened here.

Second, hanging out in the caf. Then Yanchus came and recruited us to hunt ducks. We failed on the first couple attempts, then moved to the other quad dealy and caught one of the mother ducks. Soon, it's babies fell to us as well. I caught one. It was cool. Then more hanging out in the caf and pointing at my groin every so often.

Then programming...Looked up more stuff about Swing, and talked to Mitch about the big CSI thing the other night. Yep. That's...about it. Planning more on Swing this weekend.

Lunch...Jared went to a thing, so I wandered, bought Cake, and wrote in the KataBible.

Last period, Mitch and I hung out for a while, then James came by, and Tamara joined at some point. God, she's dumb. Well, she IS dating Paul Pursell(sp?). And he's the single stupidest person I've ever met. James brought up the Bitch, which he does from time to time. It's really fucking annoying. I want to forget that chapter of my life, I don't want to be reminded of it again and again. But yeah. Then I wandered off again.

Then the end of the day. While waiting for the bus, I followed Eric to where his sister and her friends were, and hung out with them for a bit. They seemed kind of cool, but I don't know them very well.

Then bus ride...Home...Teen Titans...Rented Star Wars: Rogue Squadron game for the Cube...Played a bit of that, then Youth Group. Greg was there! Hadn't seen him in ages. It was fun talking to him again. Yeah. Played cards, got pizza, tried to creep out Ester. Didn't work.

Yeah...I'm feeling kind of down now, so I'm going to chug a can of Coke and wait a bit before I continue this post.

Coke! I'ma go watch tv for a bit. If I don't get too distracted by cartoons, I'll probably try to put on a more ranty post later tonight.

Until next time,
Duck Catcher SUPREME!
~Kataron

The Powers That Be

Okay, not a song title tonight, but I like it.

Run-down, to start off.

Before class, I wandered. I found myself highly aware of the cracks in the floor, and it was my mission to avoid them. This probably made me look quite odd, but it had to be done.

Then Calculus. Learned new things, and set a new class record for Save the Future donations. Also got the little Wolf stuffed animals that we got from adopting two wolves. I got to name one Treble. And thus I am pleased.

Second, generic hanging-out with the dudes. I quite enjoyed it, as always. Pointed to my crotch a lot.

Third was technically an ISP, 'cause Kaune had to go do something. I looked at Swing a bit more. Confusing...Then we all went down to be bored by Mr. Coffey talking to us about the prom/formal/whathaveyou. Basically, we shouldn't drink. That's what I gathered out of it. Then I got my invitation ticket dealy.

God, I hate that man. He just pisses me off. Stupid communist bastard.

Then lunch! ^_^

Pizza party! It was sweet. Jared only stayed long enough to get two slices, then left. I stayed for the whole thing, hanging out with my other Calculus buddies. We had six pizzas. And like...five 2L bottles of Coke. Well...Coke and Coke-related products. I probably polished off most of a bottle by myself. I also ate about...six of seven slices. It was grand!

Then last rolled around, and I hung around with Kate all period. More hot, sweaty, kinky sex. Tried some bondage this time. The safety word was albatross. And by that I mean we went to Mary Brown's, and she got something to eat, but I was too close to vomitting to be able to eat anything. So I just hung around, then we went to Zehrs and didn't actually buy anything. Just generic hanging around, which was fun. She's gone tomorrow, as of about...six-thirty in the morning. To Washington. Yep.

Then came home. Watched tv. Then dinner. My parents were arguing about money. Basically, my dad is a fuckwit. He doesn't have enough money to pay a hardware store or something, and blames my mom. My mom, who buys NOTHING for herself. She only buys groceries and stuff for the house. My dad is the one wasting all the money. My dad is the one that drinks beer and wine, the one that smokes. Yet it's my mom's fault. Such a fucking moron. I probably spend more money on myself for Coke for just one day than she does in an entire week. Because she doesn't buy anything for herself. My dad's just a fucking moron. Gah.

My brother had my tv so he could watch wrestling, and instead of dealing with my father's stupidity, I wandered Rockwood for a while. Ended up going to the library, which I haven't done in a while. Got me a couple fantasy books. A relatively new Dragonlance, and one from a different series. Should be entertaining. Wandered some more. Music.

Then I came back and hung out on-line.

Thus was my day!

And you know what fucking pisses me off, folks? You know how our school has that whole stupid motto, 'Respect: It works both ways, give it, get it, blah blah'? Yeah. Fuck that. That's fucking bullshit is what that is. Because some people, some teachers, some administrative people that you're forced to deal with will not give you respect. This is mostly referring to the bitches...err...secretaries in the office. Not all of them, mind you. There are some that are very nice. Fuck, one even bought Jared and I cake before. But some are stone-cold bitches. They assume that because we've been sent down to the Vice Principal's office, that we're hooligans. That we fucked up. That we're not deserving of their respect. You can be as polite as you want with them, try to be helpful, but they won't care. Because they're stupid fucking bitches. You remind US of the school motto? You remind US that we're supposed to respect teachers, and specifically refer to other people that work in the school, janitors and secretaries? How DARE you. Why don't you fucking tell THEM that first, hm? Maybe then the secretaries won't be such fucking bitches. Maybe then some janitors won't treat you like you're personally responsible for every fucking piece of garbage that they have to pick up. FUCK THEM. So don't be fucking hypocrites. Mind you, this entire rant is not based on ALL of the secretaries, on ALL of the janitors. Some of the janitors are downright pleasant. But certain ones will treat you like shit that has been collected on the bottom of their shoes. And until they show me some respect, they won't get any from me. They get paid to clean up garbage. 'nuff said.

Ah...That pissed me off for quite some time. Jared and I were talking about how one of the secretaries was a bitch today. I mean, I understand that they have to deal with a lot of pissy students. But they get paid for their fucking jobs. They get paid to deal with that. Suck it up.

Which brings us to a similar rant. I fucking hate people that always bitch about their jobs. Particularly those that take it out on the customers. What the fuck do you think you get paid for, you stupid assmunch? For your charming fucking personality? Yeah, right. People in stores are getting paid to deal with customers. If you can't do that, then fucking quit. I hate it when people are all pissy at their stores, and bitchy about things. Like the secretaries of janitors. I mean, you knew what you were in for when you took the job. What, did you think working at a high school, you wouldn't have to deal with snotty kids? Fool! That does not give you the fucking right to treat us all like garbage. You can't just judge us all based on some pissy students that give you a hard time. If you're nice to me, I will comply with whatever you're telling me to do. If you're not, I will make it my business to cause pain to you, physical or emotional. But really, people. This is your job. You have to do it. Or you quit. You don't take it out on the students that try not to give you a hard time. Granted, if students are actually being jackasses at you, you don't have to take that. But you can't just do that with ALL students, whether or not they give you any attitude. So to close this rant, fuck all of you.

Right...That's the end. Go home, people.

Until next time,
...Yes.
~Kataron

Fear Factory

Interesting.

I just watched an eight minute flash thing that Ryan linked me to...I recommend that people go watch it. Quite interesting, I found. And sadly, not all that unrealistic. We'd like to THINK it's unrealistic, but...etc.

So, let's have a run-down, shall we? This morning, I set Cypher to auto a certain mission. It's still going. Mind you, now it's waiting for turns to replenish, THEN doing the mission, but it's still going. I'm 97% of the way to level eight. I'm practically there. And it feels good. Hopefully I'll have a few turns stored up to do the missions of level eight. The single player ones. That's all I want. To get that new hardware...That's all I want.

Yes.

Wandered before first. Learned about Logarithms in Calculus. Hung out during second. Worked on Final Project during third. Learning about the Swing procedure. For graphics. Today was Wednesday. Hence Jared was at his communist-fest during lunch. I wandered and ended up on the library computers. During last, I couldn't locate Kate, so I wandered and hung out in the library, pondering what I needed to do for the Final Project. Eventually grew tired of that and began writing my own Bible. I call it KataBible. Starting sometime soon, I'll be posting a scene up here with every entry. Each scene is a page long, and details certain things. I wrote the first two scenes this afternoon, involving the creation of the world, fire, and other planets.

If anybody wants me to cover anything in specific in there, comment and tell me, and it shall be written. No comments telling me how blasphemous it is, though. I don't care.

Then home...Teen Titans...Internet...Dinner...Andromeda...And parts of Lost. I saw bits of Lost from my computer though, so I wasn't entirely paying attention. I also have a new toy. The Rogue Nation of Kataronia. Interesting game. I made my country, I get asked political questions, it changes my status based on them. Ryan also made one, though he doubts he'll check it much. AwesomeLord mentioned it on his blog, so I figured I'd give it a check. Quite entertaining. But no real diplomacy. Sure, there's a UN...But who cares? There's no real resources, trade, military...It did put me in a mood for such things, though. I spent a bunch of the evening hunting for a good game that involves diplomacy and war. Not much luck. I did find a somewhat entertaining game, but I'm gonna try it a bit longer before I post anything about it. Just to make sure it's actually worth my time.

I am currently in a very interesting mental state...The caffeine is wearing off, the depression is kicking in, and my left leg won't stop shaking. I am also edgy, nervous. I keep looking around the room as though I expect to find something.

And I just don't seem to care about this entry. I'll try to be more wired for tomorrow.

Until next time,
Hail Kataron!
~Kataron

Halcyon On & On

Evenin', folks.

It is a sad day. Yes, a terrible day in mankind. Or just my life and the life of a few other good nerds. Cypher is ending it's round five beta this Friday. Everything will be reset. And round six will begin on Monday. Meaning there will be NO cyphering this weekend. Sigh. And I'll have to start out fresh. And this won't be like last time. No, not at all. I won't be up against a bunch of pussy-ass newbs that don't know their File Deleted from their FireWall. I'll be against all those people that have way more experience than me playing this game. The people that have been there way longer. It won't be a walk in the park. I won't be able to just buy nice software that's been put out there. I'm gonna start with 1.11. And work my way up from there. But with Ryan, Dave, and Jared...We should be able to do this, and do it well. Possibly with Kevin, though I know not his dedication to this game. No Rick, though. Don't want him Cyphering. Seth, though, if he can get it working. I don't think Seth will show us up :p (No offense, dude.)

I feel as though my life itself is resetting on Friday. I was playing games, completely unrelated, and found myself wondering why the fuck I was bothering, I'd have to do it again after Friday. Yes, folks, this is how sad and pathetic I am. This is how much I care for this game, this game that as invaded my mind, my thoughts, my dreams. Perhaps my life is resetting on Friday.

Anyways, I shall grace thee with a brief run-down. Got to school...Bought a 12-pack. Wandered. Ended up at Erika's locker, wherein I obtained note the first of things to comment on tonight. You see, my readers, she has a calender in her locker. More specifically, a calender of men. I would think it's more for snickers and chortles than anything else, but meh. It has a picture of the guy, name, job, turn-ons, and turn-offs. There's one guy...One guy that has a turn-off of sushi. How exactly does raw fish...turn you off? I understand it's not exactly erotic, but still...I mean, what, does spaghetti, turn you on? Is that how you like it? Throw in some meatballs? But not sushi, oh no. Certainly can't get off when thinking about eating raw fish. Gotta be pasta. Yep. The fuck? WHY would you list SUSHI as a turn-off? I don't fucking get it. Bah! I hate that calender. And the guy for this month has the creepiest smile ever...*shudder*

Anyways...Then Calculus. Which was...Calculus. No calls down to the office today. And thus, victory was mine. The lesson seemed easy. Now watch me over the next week or two as I forget it for the test! Yeah.

Then break...In which Jared and I wandered, lockered, hung out with Ben and Matt, and then went to the caf to take care of the business at hand. Many an interesting conversation was had. Although I do miss yesterday's conversation of Justice League. Aye, that was a good one. Erika is a stupid for not liking JL. I simply adore that show. We spoke of Doomsday, and Captain Marvel, and Superman...Ah, the times were good. Good the times were. And the sex-off. That has become the latest thing to mention in conversations, notes, and forums. Good discussions were had today, many about Cypher. Although the conversation took random and interesting shifts, like....going from nodes in Cypher to fellatio. That's oral sex! Yep. That's what WE talk about during our spare. Oral sex. Oh yes, baby. Oh baby, yes. Oh yeah. (Imagine I was saying that in a COMPLETELY monotonous voice. 'cause that's how I was thinking it.)

Then Programming. I spent a bunch of programming looking at news sites. God, the PS3 is a thing of beauty. Take that, Microsoft, you Microwhores! Looks like you have competition yet! I can't wait for tomorrow's news, and Nintendo's Revolution. That's the code-name for their new system. *shivers with excitement of all these systems coming out* Also picked a grid size for Pak-Man, and discussed jobs. Mitch was unfortunately absent, but we exchanged a few emails with him during class. Yep.

During lunch, Jared and I hit Food Basics. It was originally just for Coke...But then became so much more! To make a long story short, we now have a large box of chocolate chip cookies, salted crackers, and smooth peanut butter in our locker. We took it back to the caf when we returned, and scared Erika away. Good times.

Then Jared had to go to class, so I deposited the foodstuffs into the locker, and met Kate for an afternoon of hot kinky sex. By which I mean we went to Shopper's, didn't buy anything, then went to Timmy's. At Timmy's, I tried a...*checks notebook* Mini Triple Cake. I very much enjoyed it. So much chocolate...Oh, God! THE CHOCOLATE! I hope Jared enjoyed the remaining third I gave him at the end of the day. Yep. Kate had the chocolate cheesecake or some such nonsense. Then we decided we were still hungry, and went to Pizza Pizza. You see, Pizza Pizza has become a weekly event for us. It all dates back to...Maybe three weeks ago? We were hungry and got pizza. So began an embarassing story, and a weekly ceremony. The next week, we brought Jared and Nicky. The week after, Rachel (from Rockwood or some such surrounding area) joined us. We decided to go today because our usual time to go is Friday, but she will not be there, as she is going to...uhh...Washington or some stupid American area like that. Fucking Americans. Should all be shot, the bastards. Anyways, yeah. So we went today. I commented on a girl that I was watching across the street. Good times.

Which brings us to the bus ride home...My BUS DRIVER did a mom joke. Eric had a camera, and was mentioning it, and I kept telling him to take pictures of naked ladies. And the bus driver was all (paraphrasing) "He'll be taking pictures of your mom, then". OUCH. Later on, she mentioned him taking pictures of my dad, and then ME. I was too horrified to even come up with a proper retort. I just kept calling her a bad lady. Yeah...

Got home...Watched Teen Titans. Rerun, I'd seen it recently. But still a damn fine show. Then...uhhh...I think I compy'd...Found out that round 5 was ending, dinner, then Andromeda, CSI, House...House is a damn fine show. I think it's gonna have to become a weekly watching. Damn fine show...In tonight's episode, the secret of his leg was revealed!

Well...Looks like I have some more time.

Oh, and all of the intimate details of our Final Project in programming will be available here. Unless I got the link wrong. Please, if you check it out, don't clutter it up with stupid fucking comments. This is a school project. Which means the teacher WILL be checking that blog, and probably reading comments. So let's not be stupid. So no Family Guy quotes, and no questions about what stuff means, 'cause most of you are just too damn stupid to understand. MOST. If you do have questions, ask them on here.

Yeah.

So here's what I've been wondering...

What's up with class rings? Has anybody seen those stupid posters about...reasons to buy your ring early or whatever? So fucking stupid. I mean, having your ring so you can wear it during grad photos or something (I forget exactly what it was) is NOT a reason. Nobody is going to fucking see it. It's a fucking ring. Yeah...I'll copy down the reasons and insult them all seperately later.

But yeah...Why? Why buy a class ring? I don't get it. A fucking expensive ring to show that you...graduated? I'm too tired to actually come up with point about this, so again, I'll get back to you later.

But you know what PISSES me off? How Blogger always says that I have five posts. I've done like...five hundred. Okay, maybe not THAT many, but I have been updating daily for quite some time. But whenever I go into my profile, I see that it says this blog has FIVE posts. And it has the opening bits from them. Great, now I can go into my profile and see the opening bitching about my girlfriend of the time, and how I'd just had a fight with her. That's what I want people to see in my profile. That's what I want to be reminded of. Clearly. It pisses me off that Blogger can't accurately track that shit. I would actually like to know how many words I have on this blog. Bastards! Fix it, you fuckers!

Yep.

Long distance brain surgery! That was the description that went with the Sniper Rifle in The Punisher. BRILLIANT!

I am the tech person of my house. My brother came up bitching about how the compy wasn't working, and I told him to go away and let me finish watching my show. When it was done, I came down, looked at it, opened My Computer, tried to run IE, then pressed the button on my cable dealy to turn the internet on. Fucking morons. I'm sorry I'm being no more technical than 'cable dealy', but I mean cable as in cable internet. Cable tv. THAT cable. I'm just too fucking tired to think of the actual name for it. Hence, the lack of the actual name. You bastards. Anyways, there were only two lights flashing. Should have been four. I fixed the problem and went back upstairs. And life was good. Well...As good as life gets around here.

I would also like to take this moment to commend Billy Mitchell, though I'm not entirely sure if I spelled his name right. But this person, this GOD AMONG MEN, beat Pac-Man. With a perfect score. He got every dot. He got every bonus. He got every ghost, four times for each power-up. He this this all over a six-hour period. And most importantly of all, he did this with one life!

HE IS A GOD!

It seems it's that time again...I must flee.

Until next time,
Like a viiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin.
~Kataron

Matoya's Cave

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Three corpses hit the floor, full of lead and oozing red.

Err...I haven't been playing too much Punisher. You're all crazy! YOU'RE all crazy! Not me! I'm as sane as they come! I am the Lord of the Sane!

Yeah. Run-down.

Hung out with James before class.

Spent a large amount of first in the office because of a stupid note that I forgot to bring in. Wasted so much time waiting for my turn...BAH!

Second...Caf with Ryan.

Discussed comic book characters, volcanoes, and...Well, I'll lay out one conversation for you.

Somebody: You don't know Jack.
Somebody else: I remember that game.
Me: You don't know Jack, sports edition!
Somebody, maybe me, I forgot: You don't know Jack, sex edition!

- I challenge you to a sex-off!
- I choose the naked man.
- I choose the naked lady. No, wait! The donkey!

And thus the sex-off was born. Good stuff.

And the volcanoes...It occured to me that we have fire drills. Tornado drills. And even lockdowns. But what the fuck do we do in case of a volcano?! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?! I think it's about as likely as a tornado.

Yeah.

Then during third, we basically discussed the final project. Also talked about the new consoles, and the resulting console war. In the end, we decided on Pac Man. Or...Hac(k?) Man. Our version. Multiplayer if we have time, and it'll be grand. We ended up staying like...twenty minutes into lunch discussing it with Mr. Kaune. It shall be grand!

Lunch was mostly gone by this point, and we just hung out with Ben in the tech hall.

During fourth, I wandered a bit, then hung out in the library. Cyphered, and finally finished the last of the Node Acquisition missions. I have so many nodes...Good stuff. I also looked at dice and dice bags on websites that sell them. Beautiful...

Then I came home, played the Punisher, brought it back (tear...), dinner, CSI, then came on-line to discuss the Final Project in greater detail.

It was decided that I am doing the non-specific programming. Making Pac Man move, making his mouth open and close, things like that. Jared's doing the networking, Mitch is working on AI, and Ben's doing graphics. It SHALL be grand!

Oh, and because Eric asked me to do this, I'll do a rant on Heights. God damn Heights. Fucking moron Heights kids. I hate them, I hate them all. They're dumbasses. I especially hate the two dumb Heights bitches on my bus. Namely Julianne(sp?). God, she's such a stupid bitch. She just won't fucking shut up. EVER. The bus driver specifically ORDERS her to shut up, but she just keeps going, talking loudly and annoying the bus driver and everybody else, and swearing at us. So we loudly comment on how dumb a school she attends, and she gets all bitchy. She actually tells the bus driver to tell US to lay off, when she won't shut her fucking mouth. Honestly, she's probably one of the dumbest people I know. And I live in ROCKWOOD. She's a stupid fucking bitch, and I want to punch her repeatedly in the face.

Anyways...I crave roms.

So...

Until next time,
SHORYUKEN!(sp?)
~Kataron

Gemini Dream

w00t!

I have now been accepted into Uplink Corp! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm quite excited. Huzzah! HUZZAH! Still doing nothing but Node Acquisition...I want to use it as much as possible before it vanishes again. 'cause then there's no way to get more nodes until it appears again...So I'm using it 'til it goes away. That is...Assuming it WILL go away. If it's still there and I fall below rank 100, I'll probably stop and do multi missions to try to get the rank up again. Yep.

Anyways...I'd love to post more...And do that review of The Punisher that I mentioned...Beat it today, btw. Great ending. Simply marvelous. But, you see, Family Guy and American Dad were on tonight, so I lost an hour of time I'd spend gaming...

And I'm going through a certain phase in my gaming cycle again. The rom phase. Therefore I must play some of the many many roms I dl'ed today.

So...

Until next time,
Yes...Duct tape. I'm quite threatened by this. Fear not, for I shall not betray thee! Thee and thine duct tape...
~Kataron

Never Look Back

I am the mythical king of the bagels! Bow down before me!

I mean...Howdy.

Having stayed awake until about 2:30 in the morning before going to sleep last night, I found myself sleeping until past noon today. And it was good.

I got up, barely, and hung around playing video games all day. Well, also Cyphering. I hit level seven. BOOYAH. With level 8, comes some new things, or so I'm told. I won't go into too much detail, because it gives me the shivers to think about it. The good shivers, mind you. Mmm.....And I've already got 43% of the xp needed to level again. Huzzah! Those one-player missions usually offer up about half the needed xp. Pretty damn sweet. Plus you can often get some new hardware and stuff. I've mostly been getting new nodes, as the node acquisition mission has come up again. This time costing seven turns a piece...So I got another thirty or so nodes today. Coming up to about 210 turns. I got nodes until I couldn't do anything else. And now I have a bunch more nodes. In total, my node count comes up to about...Well...Not about, but EXACTLY 304. FUCK YEAH! I needed more nodes for a few of my hacking other players missions.

And I finally got past that pesky 100 rank barrier! I was rank 98 earlier, but am now a mere 99. I'm saving up a few turns, so I can Cypher more later, otherwise I'd be doing multi missions now to boost my rank even further. But I'm quite pleased. I noticed that three people dropped out (or were kicked out) of Uplink Corporation, and I re-applied. Actually DocAwesome sent me a message informing me that people had been dropped, and said I should apply again. His exact words were:

'We just booted out a crap load of members. Try joining again.'

So I did. We'll see how it goes. If I don't get in, it's no big loss. I'm doing quite well on my own :) Plus then I can keep conspiring against people that are keeping me out. And oh how I love conspiring. Conspiring with...myself...Yes.

Anyways, yeah. That's my Cypher news for today.

The Punisher game is pretty freakin' sweet. I'm QUITE enjoying it. I'll give you a full review tomorrow when I've beaten it. If I get around to writing a full review. I'm quite lazy. I might, I might not, but I probably will at some point. Arrr.

Yeah...Not much has happened to me today. I deduced that the pizza-eating culprit was indeed my brother. And he shall suffer for his crimes, of that I assure you.

Oh, that reminds me...I wanted to comment on Justice League last night. Freakin' great episode. It brought back an epic battle that occured in one of the comics I have somewhere upstairs. Captain Marvel vs. Superman. They're basically the same, same strength, same general powers. But I don't think Marvel has any eye-lasers...But he does have an interesting thing he used on Superman which usually changes him. Ya see, Marvel's really just a kid. He says SHAZAM! and a lightning bolt strikes him and he changes to his big strong form. He grabbed Superman, held him above him, and said it, and lighting struck him, and it was sweet. DAMN YOU, LEX LUTHOR! Reformed my SHINY METAL ASS.

This just in! British people are crazy! Apparently, they call the trunks of their cars 'boots'. What's up with THAT?! Crazy brits. But that's okay, I love British people. And British accents! I ADORE British accents.

But you know which people I hate? The French. And the Texans. Fucking Texans should all die horribly painful deaths. And I don't even need to comment on the French. If you don't agree that they should die, then you should also die. Nate hath spoken!

I'm pretty wired right now. Good old 710's of Coke. It's my last one! That I brought home with me...I still have a few in the locker, and I gave one to Jessica on Friday.

You know, Booster Gold is actually a pretty cool Super Hero. It's a shame that he never really gets much of a chance to shine. Except this episode of Justice League, in which he saves the world while everybody else battles some unrelated baddie. And then in the end, he gets lectured for not doing his job of 'crowd control'. How sad...But still a pretty good hero. A little conceited, yes, but why shouldn't he be? He can fly and has super strength and stuff. I mean, I'd be incredibly conceited if I could do that stuff. But by the end of the episode, he isn't as conceited. It's great.

OH! I just remembered an awesome thing from The Punisher game. I was fighting a bunch of Russians, and I heard one say "Alas, poor Yuri. I knew him well". HAHAHAHAHA! It was the funniest thing I heard all day! For those of you who haven't read Hamlet, there's that famous line where Hamlet is holding the skull, and he says 'Alas, poor Yurick(sp?), I knew him well" and goes on like that. But man...That's bloody brilliant. That's what I want my games to have! With Elkon! Beautiful references that the educated will understand! :)

Anyways, it's 2am. I think I might sleep or lie in bed and think about fighting people. 'cause that's what I do a lot.

Until next time,
That's right! The Kingpin is WHITE. WHITE! Not black! White. See how that works? Say it with me, DareDevil! WHITE.
~Kataron

The Skies Above

Through the woods of the East,
when the green has gone and ceased,
who will be their when it's dead?
not the dwarfs but elves instead.
When the lake is gone and dry,
who will be the ones to cry,
Not the men, not the dwarfs,
but those poor poor eternal elves.

When the ferns and fauna die,
who will weep, t'won't be I!
Who are the folk with the pointed ear?
The elves, they say it helps them hear!
Why do they think they're above the rest?
They're fools, they are far from best!
The elves, they weep, the elves, they cry,
the elves, with their pointy ears and lies!

Ah...Good times. Seth and I wrote that back in the day, when we RP'ed on Dormalechor before they were all bastards. Well...I suppose they were bastards before. Living in Texas and all. But back before we know how much bastard they had in them. I submitted it to Written At Ross after we wrote it, back last year I think, but it was rejected. Since then, I've harboured a grudge against Written At Ross. Yep. Just randomly found it earlier, thought my readers might get some amusement out of it. Fucking Elves. Seth wrote the first...paragraph...Thing...Whatever it's called in music or poetry or whatever the crap this would be classified as. I wrote the second. Ah yes...

Back then...Darun and I were heading through a forest...I believe we'd just taken down a bunch of spiders...Short battle, not too tough. Got my leg bit, though. Damn spiders. Or maybe it was before the spiders? Eh, I don't remember....Many a bar fight was caused over this song. With those pointy-eared pricks. Good times.

Yeah. RUN-DOWN!

So before class, I....Well, you see, I...uhhh....Let's just assume I wandered, I don't remember. During first, we had a test. Which I bombed. I didn't remember stuff and wrote down some bullshit answers. Radius to the exponent of pi and stuff...Then after that, break. I got my notebook back from Matt. Good thing, too. Don't want him reading that. I have some very...emo...rantings in there. Yep.

Then during second, Jared and I went to the caf to inform Ryan and Dave that we would indeed be there today, but had some business to attend to first. We came back with chips and cake. We had some good times eating them, and spoke of many things. Good times...

During third, we didn't do much at all...Just hung around and talked about our Final Project. Mr. Kaune decided he'd be a wise guy and put some pictures he took of us during fourth yesterday on the website, to show that we skipped yesterday. Ben had a note for having been at a doctor thing yesterday, so he didn't get caught. Bastard. Yeah.

Then lunch, Jared went with Jess and possibly Mark, if he caught up with them, so I just sort of hung around. Ended up talking to Sarah for a bunch of the period and looking at ducks. The large one keeps the small ones warm with her ass. It's rather amusing. I also decided to challenge passersby to fisti-cuffs! Or...Fisty-Cuffs. Something like that.

GOD FUCK IT. Bastards! Somebody ate some of my pizza! That was my fucking dinner! I put that in the fridge so I could finish it tonight as a snack, not so fuckers that get hungry can eat my fucking dinner. Communist rat-bastard motherfuckers! I shall find out who ate my pizza and make them pay!

Then during last, I Cyphered a bit, then went to Timmy's with Kate, wandered a bit, looked at ducks. Wandered some more. Nothing much happened.

Oh, and Erika? You'll rue the day you crossed me, wench.

Oh, and on that note! Any comments written in french will be promptly deleted. I will not make an effort to translate them, but I will most probably try to kill the originator.

Once I got home, I watched Teen Titans. Fucking great show.

Then I went and rented The Punisher for PS2. Freakin' cool game. He's such a great hero. Kickin' ass and taking names. You can interrogate people...Although that CAN be a draw-back...I did that to one guy, and he was all 'Don't kill me! I just got married!' and I saw a brief flash of his wife and kids (although how he has kids when he just got married is a bit odd), and I no longer wanted to kill him. But yeah...Good game. I'll keep you updated.

Yeah...Then youth group. Fun stuff. There was a dance, so the usual crowd of fuckshits was gone. It was just myself, Andrew, Ester, Rick ('til his dad came), Nathan, and Jon/John/Whatever. Yeah. It was cool, I hadn't seen Jon/John/Whatever in ages. Friend of Eric's, goes to St. James, grade 10. He's pretty cool. We basically spent the entire evening playing a game Dave invented (as far as I remember, anyway), called 100. You have to get other people to go over 100. The numbers go up by that number, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, all the face cards are tens, aces are one's or eleven's, and five and ten go down by that number. 9 brings it to 99, no matter what the number is. Even if it already is 99.

I love how I just jumped back from using words to numbers there...Good stuff. Anyways, I won two of the games. Good times.

Yeah. There were probably other things I wanted to talk about. In fact, I'm sure there were. I just have no idea what they are. I'd attempt to locate my notebook, but it's upstairs...

Although I do recall once instances during the assembly the other day that I took note of. I was sitting between Jared and Laura (I have no idea what her last name is), and I decided to poke Will, who was sitting in front of me. I did, he looked, and then when he went back, Laura poked him. It was hilarious.

Yep. OH! And apparently, there's a Jewish dating service. Oh my...Funniest thing I've seen all day. That is, assuming I got the url right on that like. singlejew.com. Hilarity!

Yes...

Anyways, it's 2am. I'm going go finish this Coke, dance for half an hour, and go to bed.

Until next time,
Damn Frenchies. Pointy-Eared bastards. Wait...That's the Elves...Eh, close enough. They're all pointy-eared pricks!
~Kataron

Force Your Way

Doodeedoo.

Let's start with a run-down of my MOST INTERESTING day!

Wandered before class...During Calc, we had that assembly for the voting dealy. It's quite amusing that these people think they can actually make a difference or something. It's funny...

During break, it was decided that we were gonna do something during second. Ben didn't want to go to second because he'd have to see the assembly, and Matt had an ISP. So we HAD to do something. We all piled into Ben's car, and went over to his place. We hung out for a while, and watched a bit of Sin City. That movie is DAMN good. I need to see it all. After that, it was decided that we shouldn't go to programming. So we didn't. We stopped at school to try to intercept Mitch and take him with us, so he wouldn't be the only person there, but it turns out he wasn't there today...So yeah. Then we went to find food, spent a while deciding what to eat, and then got Wendy's, and headed over to Matt's place. Once there, we watched a couple episodes of Cowboy Bebop. Good times...But I left my notebook at Matt's, meaning I don't have all my things to rant about tonight, and he can read my rantings. Bastard.

Fuckpiss. It's that time again, and I gotta go. Sorry for the short entry, I've been distracted with music and webcomics and talking to Jared and Dee. I finally got Dee on my MSN list. Stupid Trillian didn't want it on. But yeah.

Until next time,
What kind of dirt defines me as a person?
~Kataron

Space Orchestra

Greetings and flatulence, faithful readers.

I shall begin this post with a run-down of my day!

Wandered before class...More Coke. Lots more Coke. Went to Calculus. Got pretty wired, don't really remember much about it. I remember having a conversation about Cypher with Jared from across the room, and a girl was listening. I found it somewhat amusing. I wonder what she'd think he we had a REAL discussion about Cypher. Nodes, Dante and Mayonaka corporate servers. Man...She'd be so lost :p I got a message from neo this morning. The number one ranked player in the game. Inviting me to join his faction, Porgo. Turns out the little bitch was sending them all over the place, and by the time I TRIED to join this afternoon, it was full. Bastards.

During second, I hung out with Ryan, Dave, and Jared. It was great. I was VERY wired at the time. Ms. Burns came over and questioned me slightly about the numerous bottles of Coke. I freaked out whenever she tried to touch them. Then she went away. Yep.

Then programming, in which not much was accomplished at all. But it was still fun. Miss Matt, though. Traitor. The class just isn't the same without him. Not that that's an ENTIRELY bad thing...I no longer have to worry about being punched in the back all the time. But still...

During lunch, Jared was being a bastard with Written At Ross, so I hung out with Kate and went over to Timmy's, then Food Basics. Then caf to nuke things. Then we wandered a bit, ate stuff, and she went to the library to see somebody. I wasn't quite finished my food, so I wandered a bit, then went to the library, but there were open computers, which is MUCH more entertaining than whatever girl-talk I assume they were having. I Cyphered, sent a few messages to Rick, and kept going through Squidi comics. Mitch, at one point, snuck up behind me and got me with a shoulder-tap. Bastard. I was distracted! That's my excuse...Anyways, then he sat at the compy next to me and looked up hardware...He's looking at a new Palm. I wish I had one of those...He's also looking at wireless, fold-out keyboard. Mmmm....

Yeah. Then I went home. On the bus ride, it was discovered that ANGUS HAS A GIRLFRIEND! Cool. But now I must embarass him in front of his female. I just...don't know who she is.

Yep. So got home, Growlansered...Which thoroughly depressed me. I can't get Lyell 'cause I failed one mission. I only killed one guy, dammit! Just one! He was in my way! I neglected the fact that I needed to NOT kill anyone, and I didn't pay any attention to the end of the mission, so I didn't even see the 'Mission Failed'. I think I was actually watching tv at the time...

Yeah. So I can't get Lyell. Pisses me off.

Went jogging again. Saw the narcs in their narc-truck. They were driving by where I was, but I kept jogging, and I don't think they really cared about me. There were about seven or eight other people in the same area, but they went all the way to the end, where I was, and stopped. I was afraid they might follow me into the forest, but they didn't. Hurt my ankle, though...Damn ankle. I also talked to myself a lot. Good times.

Then I came home for more Cyphering...I'm VERY close to level six. Like...25% more experience needed. If I leave it on auto overnight, I should be level six in the morning :)

Anyways, I'm distracted by Squidi, so I'm done for the night.

Until next time,
It was horrible! We lost good men that night...
~Kataron

Battle With The Four Fiends

The rejection. She stings.

I have now sworn revenge against certain parties on Cypher, who rejected me from joining their Faction. Yeah...Tried to join Ryan's, but I got a message today saying that I was rejected. So clearly, instead of deciding that I need to improve myself and try to join again, but instead I'm just plotting revenge.

I find it amusing that a Faction that has a motto of "Safety In Numbers" rejected my application to join. Seems a wee bit contradictory, does it not? But they shall pay. :)

Yeah. So I guess we'll start with a run-down...Before class, I wandered and went over to Food Basics to take advantage of the new sale they have, a six-pack of 710's of Coke for $2. Then when I got to class, I realized I was supposed to come in early to go over some related rates stuff since I bombed the last test so badly. Sigh. Calculus was...Calculus. It'll be that. I spoke with Jared a bit about his Cypher project.

During second, I hung out with Ryan and Dave. Jared was there on and off, and wandered away to help Eric with a Comm. Tech thing for a while. Interesting conversation was had. I shall proceed to outline some of it now.

Well, for a while, we talked about the Power Rangers. I remember when that show was COOL. Back before they made thirty-eight million sequel series. God I hated them. They had like...Ones where they were in space, ones with dinosaurs, all sorts of other crazy shit.

And you know what I never got? Why the fuck didn't they go all-out from the beginning of the fight? I mean, it makes sense if you think about it AS a show, but to them, it wasn't. They were fighting giant fucking monsters. Well...They're not really GIANT to start off with. Yet they don't summon their robots. Their robots, which would be much larger than the monsters. Their robots, which could CRUSH the monsters. WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY DO THAT?! Don't give the monster a change to get big! BLOW THE FUCKER UP! You dumb bastards.

We also discussed robot sex slaves. Interestingly enough, that conversation was born FROM the Power Rangers one. It was decided that the face in the tube abused the little robot guy that they had. Yeah. I don't even remember what the little robot looked like. Hell, I can barely remember IF there was a little robot. But the others remembered one, and of course a show like that would have one.

Then we turned the conversation to the birds and the bees. My companions didn't understand why they were the birds and the bees. I explained to them that it was CLEARLY because the stinger of the bee represents the penis, and birds have breasts. That MUST be it.

At this point,the conversation was broken by the end of the period. Or something like that. Then Programming.

We presented our sorting algorithm in programming. We did Quick Sort. Good times.

Then lunch....Yeah, I kinda forget what happened then. I think just generic hanging out. I was very wired at the time, it's all kind of a blur.

During my...second...spare...Kate and I went over to Tim Horton's, then back to school. We hung out with a few people, including Scott Chen, and later Janine Ruiter. It was fun.

Then home...Growlanser for a while more. I got Carmaine in my party. MAN that guy's cool. Great asset to the party. I'm gonna outline my part thus far, giving little bios for each character...

Wein Cruz:
The main character. The hero. You. He starts out as a student at some sort of Academy, learns how to fight with his good friend Max, and becomes a knight. Later on sets out on missions and is all cool and stuff. His weapon is a golden scythe. I tend to equip him with a level eight Hyper Attack once I get a ring powerful enough to use it. With it, he attacks three times instead of just once, each attack getting somewhat weaker. But it's still quite effective. This character should be used in a mostly combat way. During my first run through the game, I made the mistake of having him learn magic. He could do a few spells, but was physically weaker, and that was bad in the long run.

Maximillion Schneider:
Wein's buddy from the academy. Uses a sword. You only have him during the beginning, for two missions. The opening mission, and the second one. You might get him later if you join him in the end...I'm honestly not sure. I didn't. He is skilled with both physical strength, and magic. Quite useful, but only for those two missions.

Hans...I forget his last name:
The wisecracking comic relief in the game. He can get incredibly annoying after a while, but he's a great asset to the team. He moves quickly and has very little weapon cool-down, and can attack the fastest of any characters in the game. While Charlone is preparing another arrow to fire, he attacks three times. His weapon is throwing daggers. If you give him gems to increase his range, or the...something Horizons gem, he can attack anyone on the map unless they're behind something. Of course, there's a gem later that allows you to attack THROUGH rocks and obstacles. Meaning you can leave your ranged units far back, away from danger, and still quite useful :)

Charlone Cladius:
The hottie on the front case. Short skirt and red jacket, and her golden bow. She's very stuck-up in the beginning, caring only about herself, but you can see a change in her as the game progresses. She has one of the most powerful attacks in the game, especially if you enhance it with a few gems and other such goodies, but she has a very long recharge time. The real reason she became a knight was for her younger brother, who is sick and requires an operation. She made a deal with him that if he got the operation, she would become a famous knight. Mind you, he really doesn't want to do the operation. But that's her driving force. She's also really freakin' rich, and her father is an ass-bag.

Xenos...I forget his last name, too:
Ex-Arena champion. Really freakin' strong. Reminds me of Kyle from Lunar. I really like him, but he doesn't really open up. He has a sister named Karene that he worries about, and tries to protect. He uses a very large sword. Not as large as Slayn's, but still pretty good.

Riviera:
The sexy magic-user. VERY good-looking, and she has some kick-ass spells. Starts with the general elemental ones...The Earth one, wind one, fire one, and the ice one. She also starts with cure and blast. Blast is a VERY effective spell, but takes a while to cast. I like to give her a special gem later on that gives her ALL spells. She doesn't like to open up much, because becoming emotionally attached to people makes her job harder...She lost somebody she was very fond of before, and doesn't want it to happen again. You recruit her when she uses her magic to protect her village from vicious Yungs, and the party helps. Her weapons is a magical staff that she uses for her arsenal of spells.

Carmaine:
Man this guy's cool. He and Xenos, I believe, might have been in the original Growlanser game. He uses a sword, but more defensively than Xenos. He doesn't do as much damage with his sword, but he also has a few handy spells. He starts with Cure, Cycle Up, and Refine. No attacking spells, but he can heal well. And his Cycle Up spell makes people recharge their attacks faster, very good for Charlone. He has two sisters, Louise and Misha. Misha studies at the Magic Academy, and Louise has already graduated from there. I just met her today when she teleported herself just to say hi to Carmaine.

Yeah. That's who I have so far. I'll keep you updated as I go along. I intend to also get Arieta and Lyell.

Good stuff.

I also went jogging tonight. It went very well, I'm getting better at it again. I find myself jogging for longer and longer without getting tired, it's great.

So, the Amazing Race is over tonight. I'm amused because right at the very end, the winner's didn't have enough to pay the cab that brought them, so they begged for money. I'm amused because the other team that was right in the same area but not quite, WOULDN'T have done that. I could see the guy flipping off the cabbie and running away.

Anyways, it's that fuckin' time again.

Until next time,
I named my discman Lucile.
~Kataron

Doorbell

Da nanananana HEY! Dananana.

Da nanananana HEY! Dananana.

Howdy, folks. I wish upgrading my hardware was as easy as it is on Cypher. All I have to do is hack some things, get some creds, and go to the TechShop. So very easy. And bazam. I can buy bigger hard-drives, more memory, a better firewall, or even a new CPU. I was planning on saving up for a new compy, and I can pretty much afford it now, but apparently I'm going to get one in a mission once I've reached the next level. So I'm just gonna hang in here and wait for then...

Oh, and I've requested membership to a Faction. Hopefully they shall let me in. Ryan's in itm and I think Dave, too, but I don't know what his handle is. So yeah...They'd better let me in. 'cause if they don't...Well, I'll probably be somewhat sad. Yeah. Or maybe I'll try to hunt down Midnght, one of their members. And no, that wasn't spelled wrong. There's no i. Anyways, he has the bestest firewall money can buy. I assume that if I slew him, I would somehow inherit it.

Yeah.

That's MY plan.

Anyways...

Nate's Day: A Run-Down.

Wandered before class. Went to class. Had fun. Ms. Tremblay left for a while, and Beth was left to write down the note on the overhead. It was funny when people gave her a hard time. Then Ms. Tremblay came back, and at some point got blue on her skirt, and then went to try to wash it out. Came back wearing shorts. Beth also did stuff on the overhead that time she was gone. Yeah.

During second, I hung out with Ryan and Dave in the caf. We spoke of many things, including Cypher and The Sims 2. We always talk about The Sims. It's damn fun. I always enter the caf in the same way....I see Ryan back at his table, and I raise my hands, forming almost a V with my arms. Every time. And boy, was I ever wired. I drank three cans of Coke. Good stuff.

During third, we finished our sorting program :) It kinda sucks when one person is doing all the work...I mean, we can't all be programming the sort. It just doesn't work. Sigh. So Jared did most of it, with his great programming skills, and I just kinda hung around. Ben quite possibly did even less than me. Good thing there's more to do on the Final Project than just the programming. That means we'll all have plenty of work to do, and I can get credit for things. Creeeeeedit. CREDITS?!?!

*checks Cypher*

I have 5,479 credits. And I haven't decided what to spend them on. I'm looking at a nice hard-drive for 6,000....Has a storage space of 1,000...VERY nice. I have three 400's and a 350. And I have very little space left.

But anyways, back to the run-down. During lunch, I started with following Jared to hang out with people outside. As much as I detest outside, the people are cool, and I'm a sheep. Then I went with Jared, Beth, and Natty on a quest to get the laptop and projecter, and set it up for Beth's Data Management presentation.

And we decided what Jared's going to do his on! I'm so excited :) CYPHER! I suggested it, of course. I'm so creative. So I'm going to help him. Mind you, we haven't exactly worked out what we'll be trying to prove...But I figure we'll probably try to contact the makers of the game and see if they'll let us make multiple accounts, so we can test out different methods and stuff. Different nodes, skills, programs. Yeah. Of course, then we'll delete the characters. Just for testing. Mutli-playing not allowed. But I'm perfectly content with just my Kataron account. I mean, I obsess enough over just that one. Taking care of two would be madness.

So yeah. Jared's project. During my last-period spare, I hung out with Kate. We went to Zeller's, then to Food Basics, then Shopper's, then Timmy's. 'twas fun. I bought bread, brownies, and a bagel. With a side-order of alliteration.

And when I got home tonight, I...Well, I think I just played Growlanser for a while. Got Xenos and Riviera. Riviera's a fox. And with that black magic! Sexy! I also took more steps to insuring that I will get Lyell and Arieta this time...Last time I didn't, and instead got two worse players. Sereb replaced Arieta. That freakin' wolf...And...Brett replaced Lyell. Mind you, Brett was pretty cool. But he was no Lyell.

Yeah...Then I had dinner, watched CSI, then went jogging for a while. I'm getting better at it again. I shall be rid of my man-boobs in no time! I don't like my man-boobs. Yeah.

My legs were feeling like lead weights earlier...They hurt like a bitch right after a good run.

Aahahahahahahaha. He's GAY! That's hilarious. Errr...Sorry, reading the archives for Squidi again. Just reached the gay guy that runs the jewel shop.

To Maxim:
"Well...Hello Gorgeous! Here to get your family jewels polished?"

Ahahahahaha...Good times.

Yeah...I'm archiving now, so I'ma call it a night.

Until next time,
I wish I had a stick named Lucile.
~Kataron

Zeromus

Evenin' folks!

Aye, 'tis me. Kataron! Sorry to disappoint those of you who expected Superman. He was held up. In traffic.

Yep...

THAT'S it.

I would like to take this opportunity to say two things:

Thing the first!: Happy Mother's Day.
Second the thing!: Happy birthday, Greg!

Greg's 25 today. That's my age plus a number.

Arrrrrrr.

So, I had a distinctly pleasant weekend. I slept a lot. Cyphered a lot. Jogged a few times. Growlansered. And probably some other stuff.

Today, I got up about an hour earlier than I wanted to, and helped my brother cook pancakes for my mom. They turned out...pretty okay. Neither of us can really cook, though. After that, I...Cyphered for a bit. Then I went jogging. On my way back, I ran into Kate, her brother, and her friend (I've forgotten her name). They were in town to go out for lunch or something. They were looking for somewhere to buy ice cream, so I took them to the Zip Mart, where ice cream is plentiful. We also picked up Eric along the way. I convinced Kate to buy me ice cream, and then we went back up the street and parted ways. Eric and I went to my house and got money for Coke, then went down to the Whistle Stop. While there, I had Jessica roll my twenty-sided die. Which I found, by the way. I'd been looking for that sack of dice for ages! And lo and behold, it is located! VICTORY! Anyways, Jessica rolled a 20 on her first try. Chicks rolling dice and getting high numbers is hawt. Don't ask me why. I'm crazy. Yeah.

Then Eric and I went over to Rick's for Guild Wars and Pie. And by Pie, I of course mean Sims 2. My Sim got it on. Oh baby. Oh yeah, baby.

Baby yeah.

*thrust*

I am quite wired right now. It's great. But I have to go to bed in fifteen minutes. That'll be interesting, in current state. But thanks to sleep, I can avoid that horrid down-time! Muaha!

So yeah. Right now, I'm talking with Jared, Dee, and Greg. Mostly just Dee, though. Fun stuff.

I am also creating scary viruses!
And I sold that Language Master. You know...In case you were wondering. Used the cash to buy a Viri Genie, and still have a bunch of it. That's going for a new compy. The new compy has 3 more speed, and space for another hard drive :) That's good, 'cause I'm always running out of space. That's mostly why I sold my Language Master. Fucking huge file.

Anyways, it's about that time again, and I want to spend my last few minutes of the night setting up Cypher so I can buy that new compy first thing tomorrow morning.

Until next time,
If I were a tree...I think I'd be an albatross. What? That's not a tree? Says YOU.
~Kataron

Zeromus

Cyyyyyyyyypher.

Actually, I'm not really Cyphering much tonight.

I'm waiting for my Language Master program to sell...The price is kinda high, so I don't know how long it's gonna take. It's cheaper than what I bought it for, though. I think...Anyways, according to Rion, it's not used much, after a mission I did today, and I want the money for a Viri Genie, as most of my missions now require one...And I don't have one, nor do I have the thousand credits to afford a cheap one. So I'm selling that, and hoping for results. I was gonna take a break tonight anyway, and let my turns start to replenish. It takes a full week of not playing to go from no turns to max turns. So yeah...

My day was fairly uneventful. Got up around noon, though I was supposed to get up earlier. Cyphered for a while. Spoke to Sarah, my favourite Brit. Then I lunched. Cyphered a bit more. Then started playing Growlanser, but didn't get very far, because Rick called. Then I went over to his place for a couple hours of Guild Wars. Cool game. Then I came back...Dinnered...Cyphered a bit more, then went jogging. Then returned for more Growlanser.

And now I'm going to bed. Sorry, not much happened today...I'll try to provide hilarity tomorrow.

Until next time,
The grass is always greener on the other side. But the people are green, too. It's kind of creepy.
~Kataron

Hunter's Chance

ZING!

Evenin', folks.

Let's start with a run-down.

WOW I was just distracted. For like...forty-five minutes. Cyphering.

WHOA! Another hour, gone.

I should finish this...

Right, wandered before first, test in first, dropped English. So Eric and I, Eric having an ISP, wandered around taking down posters for the Million Man Marijuana March or something. Some girls saw us and started bitching at us about it. Fucking whores. They called us stupid for doing it, and then later caught us in the basement hall. You know, the long thin one where all the classrooms have their doors open. They started talking to us loudly about how we shouldn't take them down because they weren't lying...or something. Then a teacher came out and told them to be quiet, and they say to her...

And get this...

'Could you tell these two guys that they're gay?'

I mean, honestly. How dumb can you get?

Yeah...During programming, we discussed the Quick Sort that we're doing, and I watched my Cypher-ness go. Didn't even have to do anything.

On another note, I have porn! Nothing odd here, you say? Well, it's on Jared's computer! His server, to be exact. I didn't even put it there. Somebody logged on and uploaded a full porno movie called 'German Sex Academy'. So Jared, instead of deleting it, decided to place it in my folder. How thoughtful of him.

And that is the tale of how I came to acquire pr0n on Jared's computer!

And good times were had by all.

During spare, I wandered over to Pizza Pizza with Kate, and hung out there for a while. I like pizza.

Then I came home and...well...Cyphered.

And now I must sleep!

Until next time,
I hacked YOUR MOM last night! OH!
~Kataron

Vamo' Alla Flamenco

So I says to Mabel I says...

I'll finish this story later.

So...We had one of them there...shortened days today. Yep. Short and stuff.

Wandered before class...Had a brief conversation with Jon about video games. Fun stuff. Then I went to Calculus. Calculused. Well...Not really. I drank some syrup and stared at stuff for a while. Then I didn't go to English, as I'm dropping it. Hung out with Ryan and Dave. Fun fun.

In programming, I showed Jared the magic of Cypher. I'll post more details on this later. But for now, I want enough time to get stronger before I mention more. Yeah.

Though, if you listen, you'll probably hear us talking about it randomly throughout the day...Yeah.

This just in! Tomorrow is...Friday! This said, I am the king. Yep.

After programming, I went to guidance and got a drop form. Tomorrow, I shall have it officially dropped.

After school, I went over to Rick's for a while. Then my stomach started acting up, and I went home. Once home, I Cyphered for a while. And talked about Cyphering. And...Thought about Cyphering. And at one point, I did a little Cypher dance.

It went something like this.

Shadadadoodoodeelalagoatlala....wait...You can't SEE me dancing. Bastards.

At one point, I stopped Cyphering...Well, set it to auto and left, meaning to play Growlanser, but my bastard brother was watching his stupid wrestling. So I went jogging. Good old jogging.

My dad really pisses me off. Particularly with his television viewing habits. He shares a bed with my mom in the room DIRECTLY above the tv. When he's asleep, we can't have the tv loud AT ALL. But he blasts it when my mom and brother are TRYING to sleep upstairs. Even when people mention it and tell him to turn it down, he basically tells them to shut up.

Really fucking annoying.

Yeah...

So, a bill was just voted on in the U.S. about game sales. It would have prohibited the sale of certain kinds of games. Really fucking stupid. But it was voted against, so yeah. Of course, the guy will probably push for it again, but he's a fucking retard.

I hate that people always blame the video games for bad things that happen. Trying to stop people from selling a game because it could influence them to hurt people or stupid shit like that. I've talked about this before on here, but I'll say it again. This is the fault of the PARENTS. If they had some fucking initiative, they might take their fingers out of their asses long enough to find out exactly what is in the game that they're buying for their 12-year old son. They can't complain that the video games are bad when they bought and gave the video games to the kid. It's not the fault of the people that made them, it's your fault for being so fucking stupid.

Oh right...Posting...I'm sorry, I was busy Cyphering.

AND NO RICK, I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Until next time,
Phj34r m7 l33t sk1llz!
~Kataron

Clash On The Big Bridge

Smoooooooothie.

Hi.

I've set aside a little more time tonight for a blog entry...About forty-five minutes, with a bit of mechg'ing when I'm running low on topics. Hrm...If I grabbed that notebook of mine, I'd have plenty of topics...Yeah.

Anyways, run-down.

I wandered before class. Mrs. McEwan saw me and told me that if I didn't have a poem by that period, I might as well drop the course. I figure I'm dropping. I fucking hate the class, I fucking hate the teacher. I could get a much better mark in summer school. So I'm gonna schedule a guidance appointment, and drop. That said, it's pointless for me to GO to the class. So I didn't. I hung out with Ryan and Dave in the caf. I hung out with them from the beginning of second, through third, which was my switched spare, and then through lunch. It was fucking awesome. Much hilarity ensued. :) Those conversations are VERY fucked up. Lots of sexual references. Sexual references and nerd talk. Yeehaw. During lunch, somebody snuck up on my and pep'ed me. Curse you, Julia Fraser, and your evil marker of pep! I turned around and there she was with the marker, then she was drawing a double R on my cheek. Yeah...

Then I went to programming...But due to the buy-out, nothing really happened. We watched an episode of The Simpsons, which was funny. Good stuff. Matt's dropping the course...To keep his average up for University. Sad day in programming...As often as we didn't get along, he's a cool kid. And will be missed in that class. Smart, too. He helped me fix a couple programs of mine. Sigh.

Ummm...Then I got home, talked to my mom about dropping, then tv. That was...pretty much my night. My family is flat fucking broke, so we made our own dinners. Mine was Kraft Dinner. My brother had leftovers, and I have no idea what my parents had. But yeah. More tv...Watched Lost...Good show. Then I played Growlanser for about an hour. Finished two real fights, and the training one. This time I had a sheet printed off of the opening quiz. Every answer changes stats. And I fucked my my main character MAJORLY last time. Sissy-ass magic-user. People with large golden scythes should not be confined to magic, dammit! That's what the spell-casters are for. I shall be briefing you all on my progress as I...well...progress. Tonight, I fended off the attack on the town, and explored the ruins. I knew exactly what was going to happen, yet still got beaten once when they attacked Max and finished him off before I could get a cure going. Sigh. Not an easy game. But now I have better tactics, and I know what I'm doing. And I won't get stuck on that motherfucking level with that damnable collapsing floor. Nullify magic jewels, bitches! Your fucking Soul Force spells will be useless! Their mages will have to attack me melee style. It's always amusing. Unfortunately, nullify magic nulls ALL magic, making healing impossible. Unless it's done through skills. Or gems. Like Blood Blade.

Aaaaaaaanyways. Notebook time :)

So many topics...So little time...Excellent.

I'll skip these weird ones for now...Ah, here's one.

Why the fuck do I care about Britney Spears? Why the fuck does ANYBODY care? Why is it newsworthy to tell us all that she was sent to the hospital for something? Honestly, unless she's dead, how is it any of our business? Fucking stupid. I don't give a damn about celebrity health. Especially not filthy whores that endorse the devil-drink. But I should NOT see 'Britney rushed to hospital' anywhere in news. It's taking the place of something that actually matters. So just leave it out.

Ah...Here's another one. You know the Pepsi challenge, of a few years back? Yeah, I have a theory on that...You see, I believe there was a wager going on between Pepsi and Coke. About commercials. Winner gets to insult the loser in commercials, something along those lines. Almost every Pepsi commercial for the last couple years has been insulting Coke. Earl, the Coke delivery guy that found he liked Pepsi. The guy with all the Coke stuff, drinking Pepsi. The stupid truck things, with all the speakers and shit on the Pepsi one. Yet can you recall a Coke commercial that insults Pepsi? I sure can't. I don't think this is just because Coke is trying to be 'the better man' or anything, I think it's the wager at work. That's my theory.

You know what I don't understand about girls today? Aren't they at all...concerned...about when they have visible undergarments? I mean, I know SOME are. But thongs are usually quite visible. You just have to sit in the caf and look around, and you see women's undergarments. Last week, I seem to recall somebody with undergarments so visible that I could actually see the skin where they ended. And it wasn't even a tiny thong or anything. It might not have been so creepy, but it was on a junior. Sigh. The youth of today just sucks. But yeah. What's up with the visible undergarments? Is the female youth of today just TRYING to be slutty? I think that's it. I just...I don't get it. My brother comments about how he sees girls in thongs at his school, and he's in grade eight. It's just starting too fucking young these days. I didn't even know what a thong was when I was back in Rockwood Centennial. And now my brother sees them on probably a daily basis, worn by girls that should clearly not be wearing them. Goddamn kids.

Next on the agenda.....Oh, this one pisses me off. This one REALLY pisses me off. That fucking...Shok beer or whatever the fuck it's called. The caffeinated beer. They should NOT be putting guarana in that shit. I mean, it's not just caffeine. It's guarana. That's a travesty. That is a travesty beyond words. And it's also a blatant rip-off of the Drew Carey show, with their Buzz Beer. If people want to get drunk, they should be stupid and drink beer. If they want to get wired, they should drink a caffeinated beverage. They should not be doing both at once. That's just stupid.

Damn you, stupid beer.

Next...

Ah, yes. The Lockdown that happened the other day. Was I the only person that saw how stupid that was? I mean, actually THINK about it. If somebody is going to break into the school, you want all of your students to get close near one area of the room? So, should they ENTER the class, they won't have to aim much. Just fire at the mass of students. Fucking stupid. What are you gonna do, lock the door? They have guns. They can shoot the door handle off. Stuuuuupid. Speaking of stupid, I would love to wander aroud the school when there's a bunch of gun-toting maniacs. It's like hide and go seek! But for your life! Plus, if they weren't students, you'd have a natural advantage, knowing the layout and all. I find it amusing what they seem to assume about the people that are going to attack the school. They seem to assume that the person will NOT be in their right mind. They seem to assume that they will NOT be students. I assure you, I will be quite in the right mind. I mean...err...Yeah. That would be a boring FPS game. I mean, you go into a room, and they're all just sitting around. Toss a grenade. BOOM! All dead.

Anyways...

Ah, I wanted to mention that my brother got hit in the head with a badminton racket the other day. They thought he might have a concussion about it. He still has a large mark on his face, and he only took the bandage off today. I was quite amused by the whole thing. Yeah.

I like my chair in Calculus. I have one of two bright red chairs in the class. I feel special sitting in it. I don't even need to look to see which desk is mine. My chair is never moved. I love it.

Yeah. Well, I'm just about out of time.

I hope this entry has made up slightly for the lack of post lately...And if it hasn't, I shall remind you that I COULD have just kept playing Growlanser. Or I could be watching Fahrenheit 9/11 right now. It's on one of my free movie channels. Right. Now. But I'm here, posting! I can't even watch it FROM here, 'cause I can't have the volume loud enough to hear it from here, as my parents are sleeping directly above the tv.

Yeah.

Until next time,
HADOKEN!
~Kataron

Dancing Mad

Sorry 'bout the lack of post last night, folks. I had one all written up, but as publishing, Blogger threw all sorts of errors at me. So I gave up and went to bed, as it was already twenty minutes past my time of sleeping.

Also, there will be no major post tonight.

Spent most of the night watching the Scorpion King. Then I started downloading music.

Thank you Matt, for informing me of The Black Mages. I shall be speaking more of them tomorrow night. Stay tuned!

But until next time,
Mad?! Or...Cheese?
~Kataron

Simple And Clean

Flatulence is a hilarious word.

It is. Don't deny it.

I just had a most awesome group conversation with Seth, Dee, and Jared. Dee is a cool new person that I just met tonight. She posts on Seth's LiveJournal every now and then, and I mentioned her to Seth, and he got me in a group convo with him, her, and myself. Then Jared came along.

Before that convo, I got bored and asked Seth to go to the prom with me. He said 'okay'. I don't care if he lives elsewhere, is a guy, and probably some other stuff. Yep. Mind you, he and I are still both very straight.

MAN I'm distracted. I'm looking through this site that has all these crazy records for beating games...Fucking MADNESS. Man...

Yeah. I probably have a bunch of stuff I wanted to talk about, but the four-person conversation took up a large portion of my blogging time. Oh well.

I can give you a run-down of the day, though...

Yeah, went to my Calculus room this morning to talk to the teacher about the test I missed. I thought I'd have to do it today, but apparently, I can write tomorrow morning. Which is cool. So then I wandered. Then had Calculus.

Then I WENT to my English class. Apparently there's some poetry thing today. Or...was, I should say. An in-class essay deal. So I talked to my teacher, told her that I was sick all last week, forgot that this was today, and didn't have a copy of my poem, or my research done. She said, and I QUOTE 'Goodbye'. So I left. Hung out in the caf with Ryan and Dave. God, I hope I can do this again sometime. I'll fail the course otherwise. Although, technically, if I couldn't, I could drop it, and have a second-period spare with Ryan and Dave. That'd be sweet. But I'd rather NOT have to go to summer school. I haven't technically failed a course yet. Right now I might fail two. Calculus, which I'm failing NOW, and English, which I'm getting a 55 in.

Fucking English.

Programming was good. I missed that class while I was sick. No Ben today, though :(

Talked about Bubble Sorting. Sorting algorithms are cool. But some can be a bitch to program. The site just linked to has a bunch of examples. I remember seeing Ryan on this site last semester during some time in the computer lab for Data Management. It's a cool site.

Lunch was pretty good. Hung out under stairs for a bit, then went to the caf. Then during my spare, I went and bought a cake, and some Coke. I didn't actually DRINK any of the Coke until I got home, though...During my spare, I was crashing, and crashing HARD. Not pleasant at all. Mind you, I was freaking out about the English thing, too. Yeah.

So I figure I'm gonna go to prom. Why not? Jared's even willing to pay for half my ticket. Doesn't even come close to the amount of cash I've spent on him during our years and years of friendship (thirteen or fourteen..I forget.), but I'm still pleased by it. We're gonna try to get cheap clothes, too. Value village or something. I want something cheesy looking. I must admit, I was considering wearing a dress, but my dad would quite literally kill me. And, as I'd rather not die a virgin, I'd like to continue living. For the time being.

Holy fuck, the soundtrack ot Hackers is awesome. Namely Halcyon On & On. Everybody download this song now. The Orbital version, not the Prodigy remix. GREAT song. I fucking love techno.

I'm...back into browser games. Mechg and LoL particularly...Fun games. Yeah. I'm trying to find some sort of...Cipher one, that I've heard Ryan mention, but have not yet been able to locate it. Oh well, I'll find it at some point.

Yep. Anyways, that about sums it up for now. I had a bunch of other stuff that I wanted to talk about, including stuff from last Wednesday, but I'll get around to it when I get around to it.

Until next time,

~Kataron

Halcyon (Prodigy Remix)

Greetings, folks.

Yes, 'tis I.

Fuck, I should be studying for the Calculus test that I missed on Friday and thus have to write tomorrow morning. But...I'm not. I'm doing this. I don't have the mental capacity on a Sunday night to think about...numbers. Yeah. Apparently Ms. Tremblay was somewhat annoyed with the lack of a phone call involving the missing of a test, but I was sleeping the majority of the day. Ah. Sleeping. Waste of time, but great when you're sick and it hurts to do anything else.

Yeah. So a brief run-down of the day. I awoke slightly earlier than usual. About...10:30, in hopes of a quick defeat of the demon, but that didn't turn out so well.

TAKE THAT, KEYBOARD! FUCK YEAH! YOU REMEMBER WHO IS THE BOSS AROUND HERE!

Sorry folks...My keyboard just fucked up. For fifteen minutes.

Anyways, yeah. Ethan wasn't up, so I couldn't Cube it up, as the Cube is in HIS room. So I watched some crappy tv. Then I fought the demon. And I fought valiantly. But it proved too much for me...With my lack of hit-all attacks, and the boss' poison and confusion armada..So I loaded up, popped on Multi-bounce, and something to protect from confusion, and whooped it.

Then I went over to Rick's for a few celebratory hours of The Sims 2. My character fuckedt the maid. The sexy, sexy maid. 'course, she later caught me flirting with somebody else and will no longer put out...But I shall remedy this somehow! See, Rick? That's what would have happened if I threw a party. But on a grander scale. The only people my sim is friends with, he fucks. If they were all in the same room, with me, they might catch on. Then chaos! And the lack of me getting any FOREVER!

I found a sweet job thing, though. See, every now and then, you have to make decisions about your job. I had to choose between making a film about asad clown, or bunnies. Rick said 'I like bunnies', so my choice was clear. Long story short, I got $75,000.

Yeah.

Anyways, due to technical difficulty, I don't have time to continue.

Until next time,
ERROR.
~Kataron

Open Up

I am going to die.

Err...I just watched Supersize me. And holy fuckshit.

I think I laughed at some parts that I shouldn't have been laughing at...heeheehee...So many fat Texans. Fucking Texans. They should all just be shot. The world would be a hell of a lot better off. Aaaaaanyways. Yeah...Now THAT is eating unhealthy. I mean, damn. That's like...My challenge, times thirty. Well...Not precisely. My challenge was two double-gulp combos. Which is a hell of a lot more Coke than he was drinking. If he got just Coke for each of the three meals, then altogether it would have taken like...three-four days to drink the same amount that I was supposed to drink between when school starts and finishes. That was four double-gulps...Not my finest hour.

Anyways, yeah. I'm going to die. I watched it whilst drinking a 2L of Coke that I had with me. It was a pretty good movie.

But one thing they spoke of disturbed me GREATLY.

No, it has nothing to do with what happened to him over that period of time.

They were talking about how some places have BANNED pop in schools. BLASPHEMY! Like, not just not selling it, but banning it. That's fucking crazy. I mean, if they even thought about doing that 'round Ross, I'd have to burn it to the ground.

Yeah.

Anyways, moving on.

Today, average Saturday. Got up. Played video games. Ate Kraft Dinner. More video games. Then I went over to Rick's for a while.

We played the demo for Empire Earth 2. Pretty fucking sweet. Rick's gonna buy the full game. And we're going to play it. And I'm going to name all of my towns after me. Today I had:

Nategard.
Natopia.
Natebumba.
Natewood.
Nateville. (well...Not on mine. But I ordered Rick to name his main city this. On his turn.)
Nate. (this one actually had the period at the end of the name...)

Dammit...There were others...Unfortunately, my memory retention is that of a rock.

I remember that I named one GIANTWANGTOPIA. I was running out of ways to add my name. And I was also about to overthrow the damn Koreans from their base. Fuckers.

Yeah....When I played, I was the Americans. There are only three choices in the demo. America, German, and Korean. Rick was Korean, and I was American, as I already stated. Those fucking Koreans and Germans kept breakig their goddamn treaties with me. Bastards! And then when I was obliterating the German cities, the guy kept asking me for an alliance. So I'd pause, review the terms, and reject it. Then I'd laugh and keep blowing shit up. Then that purple Korean bastard turned on me and attacked my somewhat unprotected southern city. So I moved troops down there and held him off while my major force swept through the Germans and attacked the Koreans from above, where they were less defended.

Yeah.

Then I came home for dinner, and played more Paper Mario. I'm...Hrm. I was going to say 'pleased', but I'm more...indifferent. But just saying indifferent without some form of explanation doesn't make as much sense. So I'm indifferent to say that I will be beating Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door tomorrow morning. It leaves me free to move on to another game...But...What? I've been meaning to get back into FFX. I want to beat Kingdom Hearts sometime before it's sequel comes out in September. I...Yeah, I'm really not sure. I wish my fucking CD drive worked, though. That would open up dozens of options from old games that I'd like to play. Fuck, I bought Age of Wonders for real cheap, with the expansion, and I never even got through the game, so didn't install the expansion. They're all gone now. The games. To make room. For stuff. *innocent whistle*

I'm wired. I've been sitting alone in the dark, listening to music from Hackers, and drinking from my trusty 2L of Coke.

I wish my parents would go away. For the weekend. And take my brother. And leave me a bunch of money. That'd be fucking sweet. Then Jared would come over and I'd kick his ass at various video games. Boy's out of practice, doesn't have the good systems, no chances to play. And he's fond of the ENERGY weapons in Halo. Disgusting. Gimme a shotgun and a pistol any day of the week. Swap one for a sniper rifle if we're running low on ammo.

Fuck yeah.

Now, what else is there to talk about? Hrm...Bah! There's nothing even noteworthy on my favourite nerd news site...CURSES!

I'm glad to say that I was feeling quite fine today. No major stomach issues, no headaches, no illness. I am cured! And that's damn good, 'cause I was getting tired of not drinking Coke. I drank WATER. I hate water. Unless it's carbonated, and one of the ingredients on Coke.

Dammit, I would have a lot more topics if I found that notebook of mine and checked what I wrote in there on Wednesday, but I doubt it would make sense even to me at 2am and with the Coke that I've been drinking.

God dammit, I hate some people. Some people and their stupid wrong views on things. God, so very wrong...

So, I heard that apparently some people were all freaked out about the needles given earlier this week. I wasn't at school for those, but yeah. More specifically, I heard that people said that they didn't want to know about the needles beforehand, because they were all worried and stuff. That's just fucking dumb. But it would be quite interesting if they didn't tell people. I would be quite entertained if they didn't tell people, even when they were doing it. They just....sneak up on them with needles. While they're eating lunch. Or better yet, while they're in class.

'All right, class. Pop quiz. To start off, everybody close your eyes and roll up your sleeves.'

'Sir, how does thie relate to math?'

*whispers to nurse with needle*
'He's first.'

Yeah. Needles. I would love to go around with a bunch of needles and just inject people...with stuff. Diseases and the like. For no reason. Oh, that would be grand.

Anyways, I don't have the attention span to continue this post.

So I'll end off with: No. It's not about that at all. You are a stupid, stupid, stupid person. Thanks for tuning in.

Until next time,
He thinks the plural of goose is sheep.
~Kataron